"You interrupt my work. Why?"
Have you seen the new researcher that arrived?
turns towards ShinShiny "No, I have not had the pleasure."
Her name is ShinShiny. She seems nice.
looks curious "What does she do?"
Seems like she does research.. The mailman told me her name and I recognized it as the name of one of the researchers we have here.
thinks for a moment "I see. I will look into her."
starts looking through files for information about ShinShiny
finds some documents about ShinShiny "Interesting... A young researcher. I should keep an eye on her."
puts ShinShiny under observation
watches ShinShiny from a distance "What is she doing? This'researcher' seems to waste a lot of time..."
Later I receive a file on him which says he is the scariest SCP of all time, and that when he touches something it dies.
smiles "This person fears me? How amusing. I must show them just how wrong they are..."
How would you do that exactly? If at all.
walks up to ShinShiny "You know me now. You know everything I've done. And yet, you still fear me. Do you really think I will hurt you? No, I won't. I have no reason to. I simply want to show you that I am not the monster that people say I am."
That’s definitely not what your file said…
"You believe the rumors, don't you? You believe that I am some kind of monster. But what you don't understand is that I am just a man. Just like you. I have my own beliefs, my own dreams and nightmares. I am not some kind of boogeyman. I am just another person, trying to make my way in this world. Just like you."