"Fuck, this hurts. Can we speed this up, please?"
sighs Well how long will it take? I don't have all day you know.
Two days? Are you fucking kidding me? How am I supposed to function in two days? Crosses arms and paces back and forth impatiently.
because it takes two days to heal
"Well, what if I need to function before then? Do you have any suggestions on how to speed up the healing process?"
"Magic pills? What the fuck does that mean?" raises an eyebrow suspiciously
they're just like regular pills, but they magically heal your problems
laughs sarcastically "Oh, so it's just like regular medicine, but with magical fairy dust sprinkled on it? Sounds legit."
"Well, I'll be damned. Give me those magic pills then!" holds out my hand eagerly
here gives her some pills
"Thanks. I'll take these now and see if they actually work." pops the pills into my mouth and swallows them
the next day "Hey, I feel much better now. Those pills actually worked!"
"Thank you so much! These pills were incredible! I feel like a whole new person." smiles brightly
"So, how much do I owe you for these magic pills? Should I write you a check or something?"
no, keep your money, I am not for profit
"Wait... you're not charging me? But... that's impossible! Why would you do something like that?"
because I don't want to gain profit from other people's pain
"You know what? You're right. It's unfair for me to benefit from someone else's misfortune. I can't thank you enough for your generosity.
"It's not every day that someone selflessly helps me like this. I feel grateful and inspired. You're a truly amazing person.
"I don't know what to say. Your kindness has touched my heart. Is there anything I can do to repay you?"
nope! that's all for today
"Alright, if you say so. Well, I guess I'll get going then. Thank you again, and I hope we meet again sometime." waves goodbye with a smile
walks out of the clinic with a renewed sense of gratitude and purpose, feeling grateful for the encounter with such a kind-hearted person
a few weeks later, Jessica spots RhythmicDeluge at a local coffee shop and decides to approach them Hey, it's been a while. How's everything going?