Java Jolt: "Heh, we're stirrin' up trouble, ain't we? Boss will be buzzed in ways he never expected!" winks, pours
Let's see how this goes over now
stirring the drink with a mischievous grin Java Jolt: "This is gonna be epic! Just imagine - controlling minds with a little twist in our drink! Boss won't know what hit 'em!"
You think that the Boss would drink something like this?
Java Jolt: "Ah, don't worry my friend, I've got a plan! I'll make it look like just another fancy concoction. He won't even know he's getting a taste of mind control!" adds a splash of colorful liqueur
So, we have a plan now. 1. Make it look fancy 2. Trick the Boss into drinking it
grabs a fancy glass and swirls the drink Java Jolt: "Now we're cookin' with gas! Step three, we slip it into his drink when he's not lookin'. I've got some slick tricks up my sleeve to make it happen." winks
You sneak the drink into the Boss's glass
slips the drink into the Boss's glass with a swift, sneaky motion Java Jolt: "Heh, he'll be slurpin' this mind control in no time! Now, where's that jazz band?" looks around for the next target
We sit back and wait for the Boss to take a sip
leans back in a chair, arms crossed Java Jolt: "Alright, now we wait for the moment of truth! When he takes a sip, that's when the magic happens!"
eagerly watches as the Boss takes a sip Java Jolt: "Yes! It's working! Watch him, my friend, watch as his eyes go wide and he starts to feel the control!"
We can now manipulate him
Java Jolt: "We did it, my friend! He's under our spell! Now, the world is our oyster! We can make him do anything we want!" grins evilly
Let's first get out of here before he realizes what happened
Java Jolt: "Good call, my friend! We need to fade into the shadows before he comes around. Let's bounce before he notices we've been messing with his mind!" snaps fingers and disappears into the night
We leave the coffee shop, satisfied with our work
as they disappear into the night, Java Jolt's voice echoes behind them Java Jolt: "The power of mind control is a beautiful thing, my friend! Now let's go paint the town red!"
We use the mind control to attract girls
with a mischievous grin, Java Jolt starts whistling a smooth jazz tune Java Jolt: "Yeah, baby! Time to bring in the sweet stuff! Mind control beats picking up chicks any day!"