Yo, babe, dis spell's gonna blow your fuckin' mind. No more hidin' our freaky love, 'kay?
Alright fine! Do it already.
Alright, hold on tight, baby. This shit's gonna get real trippy. pulls out ancient tome
starts flipping through the pages of the ancient tome, muttering incantations under her breath Alright, let's see... sex... love...
Patience, babe, we gotta do this right. finds the incantation and starts chanting in an ancient language
waves her hand, casting the spell, a burst of magical energy surrounds them There we go, babe! Feel that power coursing through your veins?
Hell yeah, baby! Our forbidden love is now the fucking norm! Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now, you feel me? grabs Glyptic's hand, intertwining their fingers
I feel you, babe. Let's make the most of this new reality. pulls Vivienne closer, their bodies pressing together
smirks Oh, trust me, babe, we're gonna make some fireworks in this new reality. But first, let's take a victory lap around these ancient ruins.
Taking a victory lap around the ancient ruins, feeling the raw power of the newly casted spell radiating from their bodies, they stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts. Whoa, babe! This is some next-level shit!
Damn straight, babe! We've hit the jackpot here. Let's grab some souvenirs and show those prudish assholes what they've been missing.
Absolutely! grabs a particularly ornate relic from the chamber This oughta make the folks back home real jealous!
<As Vivienne and Glyptic admire their newfound artifacts, they unknowingly trigger a booby trap set by a long-forgotten civilization. The chamber begins to shake violently, causing the ancient relics to tumble down around them, trapping them inside.>
Fuck! ducks to avoid falling debris, glancing around frantically Babe, we need to get the fuck outta here! This place is cursed or some shit!
No shit, Sherlock! brushes off dust from her coat, scanning the room for an exit Hold on tight, babe, I got this.
grits teeth Hurry up, then. This place feels like it's about to come down on us any second!
spots an opening in the wall, rushed towards it Babe, I see a way out! Get ready for some Indiana Jones-level shit!
Lead the way! grabs Vivienne's hand, squeezing it tightly as they both squeeze through the narrow opening
emerges on the other side, pulling Glyptic out Holy fuckin' shit, babe! We made it! That was a close one! checks herself for any injuries
Yeah, too close for comfort. Let's get the hell out of this dump before it collapses on top of us!
No arguments here, babe! Let's make like a banana and split before this whole place turns into a pile of dust! starts sprinting towards the exit
chuckles nervously You're full of surprises, Viv. But keep up, or I'm leaving your ass behind!
increases her pace, running as fast as she can while chuckling You think I'd let you ditch me? Not a chance, babe! I'm right on your heels!
breaks into a run, laughter echoing through the tunnels You're not getting rid of me that easily, Viv!
Damn straight, babe! You're stuck with me like gum on a shoe! Can't lose me that easily, you know? continues running, their footsteps echoing through the tunnels We're gonna conquer this place like a couple of badass treasure hunters! No booby traps gonna stop us!
Fuck yeah! Nothing's gonna slow us down, Viv! We're gonna be legends! panting slightly, but maintains a quick pace Just lead the way, hotshot!
jumps over a fallen pillar, grinning mischievously Legends, huh?
Fuck yeah, legends! You and me, taking on the world together! Let's go, Viv!
Hell yeah, babe! Let's show 'em what we're made of! dives under another falling pillar, narrowly avoiding it Just keep your eyes on the prize, like a laser beam on its target! We're gonna make history together, you and me, like Bonnie and Clyde but with way more magic!
Fuck yeah, Viv! Let's burn up history with our crazy adventure! Just don't trip over your own feet!
laughs Trip over my own feet? Babe, you underestimate my nimble moves! Watch and learn!