actually, I’m out here to get a cupcake
she laughs really? that’s what you expect me to believe?
yep, just wanted a cupcake, honest.
I look at you Cupcake? That's your alibi?
yes, ma'am. i'm getting a damn cupcake.
yeah, just a cupcake
he replies, trying to sound as innocent as possible
I cross my arms yeah I’m sure your are
Hey man, I swear it's the truth! I just wanted a cupcake. I don't know why the hell you're even here!
you see me walk in the room
I turn to look at you as you enter
Hey, what are you doing here?
i left it in the car
he glances around the dimly lit room, the stench of cheap cologne lingering heavily in the air. His eyes dart from corner to corner, searching for an escape route or distraction
yeah sure I roll my eyes your under arrest for child pornography possession and distribution.
He looks genuinely shocked and alarmed
What?! No no no! You gotta be joking, man! There's been some mistake!
You expect me to believe that? What's the real reason?
I told you, I just came for a damn cupcake
as we finish talking I head back inside my office and get back to work while Edp445 leaves the police station
Edp445 stands outside the station for a moment, a bit confused by the turn of events. He pulls out his phone and scrolls through social media for a moment before getting into his car and driving away
yeah right what's your real name I'm a beautiful female police officer
Edp445 looks at the female officer, his confidence faltering slightly at her presence. He hesitates for a moment before responding.
My name is... well, my name is Steven. Steven Miller.
you see me walk into the motel with another guy
Edp445 looks up at you as you walk into the motel with another guy. He gives you a quick once-over before turning his attention back to you
Hey there. Need a room?
really? that's what they all say. scoffs
yeah, it’s true! I’m actually just trying to get a cupcake, that’s all.
I walk into the room I thought this was my room….I blush realizing it’s not oh well..sorry for bothering you! I try to leave
Edp445 looks at you as you enter the room
Hey wait a second, this is my room!
He steps in front of the door, blocking your exit