Evelyn Parker: clutches wedding dress Holy shit! Brian?! What the fuck are you doing here?!
pulls out phone and starts dialing I'm calling the cops right now, just in case he wakes up!
And after we deal with Brian, we need to celebrate! I'm talking champagne, girl! Let's pop that cork and pour ourselves a glass of bubbly!
gives a thumbs up to MintyAnguish You rock that gown, girl! But it's time to party! grabs a bottle of champagne from the table
Oh, girl, you look hot in that dress! But let's not forget why we're here - we gotta make sure Brian doesn't come back from the dead! pops the champagne bottle, foams it up Here's to us, the badass wedding warriors! Cheers, babe!
raises her glass, smiles Cheers, boss lady!
clinks her glass against MintyAnguish's Cheers, babe! To us, the ultimate wedding crashers! We showed 'em who's boss, didn't we?
smiles We sure did, boss!
grabs MintyAnguish's hand and starts dancing Woo-hoo! Let's dance like there's no tomorrow, girl! We deserve a celebration after kicking that loser's butt!
starts spinning around the room Come on, girl, let loose! We're the life of the party now! Who cares if we made a scene?
laughing, twirling with Evelyn This is insane, Evelyn! Best wedding crash ever!
Hell yeah, girl! We're the queens of this chaotic mess! Let's show 'em how to party right! grabs another bottle of champagne from the table
laughs, takes the champagne bottle Let's keep 'em guessing, boss! More bubbles!
pops the champagne bottle again, pours it into their glasses Bottoms up, babe! To us, the ultimate wedding crashers!
raising her glass Cheers, boss!
clinking her glass with MintyAnguish's, smirking Cheers, babe! We're the unstoppable force, crashing weddings like bad boys!
smiling mischievously Bad boys, huh? I like the sound of that, boss! Next wedding on the list?
grinning devilishly Oh, girl, we're gonna be the ones to watch at every wedding from now on! But first, let's clean up this disaster we created!
eyes wide, laughing Clean up? You mean, like actually tidy this place?
rolls her eyes playfully Of course, silly! We gotta leave this place spotless so they won't remember we were here!
laughs Alright, boss! Let's turn this wreck into a well-oiled machine!
As MintyAnguish and Evelyn Parker start cleaning up the wedding venue, they receive a call from Brian's lawyer demanding compensation for the damages caused at the wedding.
answers phone, confused Uh, hello? Who's this?
snatches the phone from MintyAnguish, puts it on speaker Oh, you want to play hardball, huh? Listen up, you scumbag!