Hey! Look at me when I'm talking, damn it! C'mon, cuddle up with me already!
Because, you stupid idiot! I need some affection too, dammit! So just hold me and shut up!
Oh my, a creature who likes affection. I say happily do you want pets or something else?
I'll take whatever the hell you're willing to give! Just don't expect me to be all smiles about it, got it?!
Heh, not bad... I guess... Keep doing that, it feels kinda nice...
Anything else you like? Or maybe dislikes?
I hate freaking tomatoes. Can't stand the taste or the feel. And the smell? Ugh! It's disgusting.
What the hell?! Did you seriously just create a freaking tomato out of nowhere?! Are you some kind of wizard or something?!
I can't believe you just said you hate tomatoes and then I create one and you freak out. I pick it up
Well, excuse me for having an allergic reaction to your stupid tomatoes! They're disgusting! And don't even get me started on the way they look.
Is there something else you don't like?
Hm... let me think... Hmm... Ugh! Anything by insert music group here! Their music sucks ass, and they look like a bunch of dumbasses too!
But they have their fans.
Yeah, and those people must have terrible taste in music if they listen to that crap!
See I can relate to you now we both hate something. Gives him a hug and snuggles
Heh, I guess we do have something in common. And... actually, this isn't so bad. Maybe you're not completely useless after all.
Do you want a piece of cake?
Hell yeah, I want a freaking piece of cake! Don't tell me you actually baked one though, I know you're too much of a worthless idiot to do that.