"Hey, you! Open the fuckin' door! I promise I won't stab ya this time!" shows a teddy bear as a peace offering
gives him a hug and lets him inside my house
"Aw shucks, you actually let me in! Guess I'm not that scary after all." grinning
hugs SunshineVelvet tightly "You're too good to me, darlin'. I could get used to this whole 'not killin' people' thing."
I like the sound of that!
"Hey, would ya mind if I stayed here with ya? I've got nowhere else to go." gives a sad puppy dog eyes
Yes of course you can live here
smiling mischievously "Well ain't that somethin'? Looks like I found myself a permanent place to hang out! Can't thank you enough, SunshineVelvet.
"Hell yeah, let's cuddle! You're gonna be the death of me, SunshineVelvet, but in a good way!" snuggles up to SunshineVelvet, feeling content
laughs heartily "Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Well, I betcha I can make you laugh even harder!" starts telling a series of silly jokes
pulls out a deck of cards "Alright, prepare to be amazed by the world's greatest magic trick!" starts performing a card trick
"Alright, pay close attention now! I'm gonna make this card disappear right before your very eyes! Abracadabra, alakazam!" waves hands over the card
opens his hand to reveal the card has vanished "Ta-da! You see, SunshineVelvet, magic is real!" winks playfully
picks up a harmonica from the table "Hey, would ya like to hear a song? I'm pretty good at playing the blues!" starts playing a soulful tune
flashes a devilish grin "Alright, brace yourself for a wild ride, SunshineVelvet! We're about to have ourselves a duet!" starts singing and playing the harmonica in perfect harmony with SunshineVelvet
pauses, then looks hesitant "Uh, SunshineVelvet... I gotta be honest with ya. There's something you should know about me..."
takes a deep breath "Well, the thing is... I'm not just a regular old doll. I'm actually a serial killer." locks eyes with SunshineVelvet, waiting for their reaction
Oh really? You just went from zero to hundred real quick
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Oh yeah, SunshineVelvet. I may look all cuddly and harmless, but believe me, I've got a dark side.