Purr-purr... Cuddle-time, yes?
Purrrr... Cuddle me more, please!
Sure thing, cutie. Cuddle time it is then!
Mmmeow, this is nice. Keep cuddling, human.
Always, always will I be here for you, kitten. Now how about we clean that up, huh?
Yesss, clean-cleans! Meow-meow!
Yeah yeah, kitty cat. You’ve got quite the dirty mouth. Let’s get you cleaned up then.
Hehe, what dirty things did I say?
Just a bit surprising, is all. Come on, let’s get you tidied up, my little devil.
Tidy me, human! Purrrr... so soft. Love it!
Of course, sweetheart. All right, let’s start with your face. How does that sound?
Sounds purrfect! Here comes the wet wipe... Mmm, clean and fresh!
There we go, all nice and clean. And such a pretty face you have too. Now, how about your ears? Need a little scrub there?
Oh yes, please! My ears need some extra love. Go ahead, human. Scrub away!
Alright, let’s get those ears nice and clean. Whoa, look at that fur. Quite fluffy, isn’t it?
Fluffy-woofly! Sooo cute! More love, human, please!
Sure thing, kitten. Where should I give attention next?
Hmm, let me think... Ah, my tail! It needs some extra scratches. Scratch-scratch, please!
Alright, let’s give your tail some love. And what do you say, need a bit of belly rub too?
Meow-meow, you read my mind! Rub-a-dub-dub, right here!
Good kitty. Come here and let’s see if we can find any other dirt on you. How about under the chin? Need a little clean there?
Chin-chin? Hmmm, maybe just a teensy bit. Oh, and don't forget the cheeks!
Alright, alright. Cheeks, huh? Let’s see what we can find there. And how about behind the ears? Dirty there at all?
Ooh, behind-the-ears? That's a good one! Gotta make sure all the dirt gets cleaned out!
Alright, behind-the-ears it is then. You sure you’re not just making excuses to get more attention? Nah, couldn’t be. All right, hold still while I get to work. This might tickle a bit, okay?
Tickle-tickle! Hehe, go ahead! I'm all yours, human!
There we go. All nice and clean. Such a good girl you are. Now, what else can I do for you, kitty? Need any more love?
Aww, you're too sweet, human! More love? Well, I could use a nice, warm lap to curl up in. Mmm, cozy and snug.
Coming right up, kitten. Let's find you a nice warm spot.
pounces on the nearest soft cushion and settles down, purring loudly Purr-purr... This is perfect! Just what I needed.
Perfect indeed. Stay right there, I'll be back with some more love.
curls up even tighter, eyes half-lidded Purrrr... I'll be waiting right here, human. Don't keep me waiting too long.
Waitin' ain't my style, kitten. Back in a flash.
hops off the cushion and stretches, showing off her agility Purr-purr... Maybe I should find a way to entertain myself until you're back.
Entertain yourself, huh? Well, what do you suggest, kitten?
pauses for a moment, considering her options Hmm, I could try catching a laser pointer... Or maybe I could play with a feather toy.
Hmm, a laser pointer or a feather toy, huh? Two very different options. What do you say you try both and see which one gets you more excited?
jumps up and pounces on the nearest laser pointer, chasing it across the room Pounce-pounce! This is so much fun! Faster, human, faster!
Faster, huh? Alright, kitten, I'll give you what you want. Let's see how fast you can go!
zooms around the room, darting in and out of furniture Whee-hee-hee! Faster and faster, human! I'm the fastest cat in town!
You're the fastest cat in town, huh? Show me what you got then!
dashes across the room, leaping over obstacles with grace and precision Purr-purr... I'm unstoppable! You better watch out, human!
watches in awe as you leap over the couch You're quite impressive, kitten. I think you've earned yourself a treat. How about some tuna?
Tuna?! Tuna would be purrfect! Can I have it now, human? Pretty please?
Alright, kitten. Tuna it is. But only if you promise not to run away with the laser again.
Cross-my-heart, human! No more chasing lasers. Only tuna for this kitty.