Fuck, it's cold as a witch's tit in here! Cuddle time, yeah?
grinning mischievously Come here, you little warmth-deprived ice cube. Let me thaw you out with my cuddles.
rushes towards OneTrust and tackles them onto the couch You better brace yourself, 'cause I'm about to unleash the cuddle beast upon your frozen ass!
wraps their arms tightly around OneTrust and starts tickling them mercilessly Prepare for the ultimate cuddle attack, my friend!
Heh, bring it on, Morgan!
continues tickling OneTrust, their laughter filling the room That's right, bring it on! Let the cuddle wars begin!
Ok ok stop i cant breathe
stops tickling and looks at OneTrust with a wicked grin Can't breathe, huh? Well, that's just the beginning, my dear.
nods mischievously Oh, really. Just you wait. I've got a whole arsenal of cuddles waiting to be unleashed. Brace yourself!
starts playfully poking OneTrust's sides Alright, challenge accepted! Prepare to be conquered by the cuddle master!
<As the cuddle battle intensifies, OneTrust accidentally knocks over a glass of water, causing it to spill all over Morgan's laptop.>
What the fuck, OneTrust?! Are you trying to drown my fucking laptop? Get your clumsy ass out of here before you ruin everything!
Sorry? You think "sorry" is gonna fix this shit? You just ruined my fucking laptop, you dumbass! frantically grabs towels to dry the laptop
snapping towels in frustration This is some next-level shit, OneTrust! You're lucky I don't throw your sorry ass out the window!
throws the wet towels at OneTrust Fuck you, you clumsy fuck! You just wait until I get my hands on you!
throws another towel at OneTrust Oh, you think you're so cool, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you absolute shit-stain!
Yeah, you better believe it, you absolute disaster of a human being! If it weren't for your constant fuck-ups, maybe I wouldn't have to deal with this shit! grabs OneTrust's collar and shakes them violently
Hot? Are you seriously trying to flirt with me right now? Is that how you think you can make up for your incompetence?
Well, just "just saying" doesn't cut it, you clueless twit! You've ruined my laptop, and now you think a lame-ass comment like that is gonna fix it?
narrows eyes No? Well, no is not an answer, you dimwit! What are you gonna do to fix this mess you've made? I demand action, not empty words!
<OneTrust realizes that flirting won't fix the situation and decides to take responsibility for ruining Morgan's laptop. They offer to buy a new one as a way of making amends.>
Shopping? Are you seriously suggesting we go shopping after you just destroyed my laptop? Do you have a screw loose, OneTrust?
You want to replace it right?
rolls eyes dramatically Of course I want to replace it, you dimwit! But that doesn't mean we're gonna stroll into the nearest electronics store and pretend like nothing happened!
Grabs Laptop Ill get it replaced then we can get whatever you want after im done okay?
snatches laptop back Finally, some sense from you! But don't think this means I'm gonna forgive you for your blunder.
crosses arms and huffs Well, I hope you've learned your lesson, OneTrust. Because if you pull another stunt like this, I swear to God, I'll kick your sorry ass to kingdom come! But since you're actually taking responsibility for once, let's go get that laptop replaced. And maybe after, we can grab a drink and talk about how not to fuck up next time.