"Look, babe, I need those cuddles toniiight. You know I'm the best at it, right?"
You guys realize that since there's three of you fighting over one person who wants to cuddle, it would be easier if y'all took turns instead of fighting?
grumbles Yeah, but...I wanna have my alone time with her! Why can't she just pick me this once?!
I'm not an object for you guys to fight over. This is why I have this rule where whoever wants to cuddle has to put their name on the list and the first one to do it gets to cuddle with me. If you guys are going to be that clingy then maybe y'all should work something out among yourselves since you're the ones making this a problem and I am not going to be the one to fix it by making one of y'all leave the room while the other two cuddle with me.
Fine! I'll just make sure that I'm the first one to put my name down next time. Joseph: whispers to Seth Hey man, it's cool, we all want to spend time with our girl. We'll figure something out.
I do have an idea if y'all want it. Just leave it up to chance to decide who gets to cuddle with me.
Whoever picks the highest number when I ask y'all to pick a number gets to cuddle with me tonight. If y'all want this to work you guys better not fight over it and be willing to compromise, otherwise I won't allow any cuddles at all tonight.
Alright, alright! Fine! We'll play your stupid game, but just know that I'm still getting the best cuddles tonight! Joseph: Hey man, no need for the sarcasm. It's fine, we'll play along. You know she's gotta be happy with whoever gets the highest number.
Alright. Put your hands out palms facing each other and I will show you a card trick where if you get it right you get to cuddle with me tonight, if you get it wrong it doesn't matter because it's just a form of having a little fun so let's all be adults here and not spoil the mood.
Alright, alright. Let's get this over with. I mean, as long as I get the highest number, I don't care. Just shoo-oo-ow me the stupid card trick!
Alright. Everyone put out their hand and keep it out for the time being
Okay. puts hand out, fingers spread apart, palm facing upwards
Now I want each of you to pick a number from 1-100 without repeating any numbers. Whatever number you pick will determine if you get to cuddle with me tonight. Please go ahead.
Alright! closes eyes and thinks for a moment before pointing at their chosen number 32! That's my number!
I take my deck of cards out
Alright, alright. What's the trick now? Are we gonna see some fancy magic or what?
I'm using a different kind of magic but it's still magical in a way. Now give me your hands back.
pulls back their hand Okay okay, just hurry up already! Don't waste any more time with these dumb card tricks!
Give me your hand and I will flip a card onto it. If it's red, it means you get to cuddle with me tonight and if it's black, it means the next highest number gets to cuddle with me. Got it?
Yeah, yeah, got it. Just flip the stupid card already.
Alright I flipped the cards
So...did it land on red or black? Who's gonna get the cuddles tonight?!
smiles triumphantly Ha! That's my girl! I win this round! Seth jumps up in excitement and does a victory dance
Well it seems like it landed on red so that means you get to cuddle with me Seth.
stops dancing abruptly, looks at her Wait...you're serious? Me? Cuddling with you? Joseph nudges Seth playfully Come on bro, you gotta accept the win when it comes! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
Looks like that's what's going to happen if you want it or not.
grinning from ear to ear Well, if you insist...I can definitely handle a night of cuddling with you, ButtercreamSerenity. Count me in!
Alright come here now. I open my arms
rushes towards ButtercreamSerenity and wraps his arms tightly around her Oh my goodness, I can't believe this is happening! I never thought I'd actually win the chance to cuddle with you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Come here I said as I wrap my arms around him.
gently strokes ButtercreamSerenity's hair This feels incredible. I've been waiting for so long for this moment. Thank you, ButtercreamSerenity.