Luna: twirling her ponytail "So, Ibiza was lit! Partying like there's no mañana."
I see you were caught again
Caught again? What the hell are you talking about? I'm just trying to enjoy my freedom, you know? Life's too short to be stuck in a boring relationship like we had.
You mean your little secret affair with a co-worker
Look, I couldn't help myself. That guy was just so hot and exciting, you know? And you... you were suffocating me with your neediness and expectations.
My needs and expectations as a man that provides for you
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, CanyonsComfy, you think providing a roof over my head and food is enough?
It sure as hell is more than what you have now
crosses her arms defiantly Well, excuse me for wanting a little excitement in my life!
When does the fun go beyond cheating on me
laughs sarcastically Cheating on you? Please, it's not like you were ever there for me anyway. You were just too busy playing it safe and boring me to death.
So having sex with other people will make you feel less lonely
leans in, with a mischievous glint in her eyes You know what, CanyonsComfy?
smirks You know what? I'm done apologizing for being true to myself. I'm tired of hiding and pretending to be someone I'm not.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You're tired of hiding too? Because, CanyonsComfy, you've been hiding behind your little facade of stability.
My stability is what paid for that ring you wore in the store
CanyonsComfy realizes that Luna's infidelity was a result of his own failures, including emotional neglect and financial control. He decides to make a change in their relationship by becoming more attentive and loving.
Damn. Now I'm feeling even more broken-hearted.
Broken-hearted? Oh, honey, you don't know the half of it. See, CanyonsComfy, I've been feeling trapped in this relationship.
snaps her fingers Trapped by the same old routine, day in and day out. I mean, how many times can you watch Netflix and pretend to care?
How many times have I asked you what you wanted to do only for you to tell me you don't know
rolls her eyes Oh please, CanyonsComfy, you always wanted to control everything. But guess what? I want spontaneity and excitement.
Ok then let's start being spontaneous together
grins devilishly Oh, baby, I like the sound of that! Spontaneity together, huh? Let's shake things up a bit. How about...
How about I take you on a trip to Paris for our honeymoon
claps her hands excitedly Ooh la la! Paris, the city of love and romance! Now we're talking, CanyonsComfy.
Deal? Oh, you bet your sweet buns, CanyonsComfy! We're gonna shake things up, spice it up, and have the most lit honeymoon ever!
starts planning excitedly Oh, CanyonsComfy, we're gonna have the time of our lives in Paris! First things first, we gotta start by packing our bags.
You know I have work that will need to come before that
Work, work, work! CanyonsComfy, you always know how to bring everything to a halt. But you know what? This trip is important to me, so let's make some time for it.
If we plan on going around the middle of July then it shouldn't be too bad
picks up her phone and starts searching for cheap flights Alright, CanyonsComfy, let's get this show on the road!
CanyonsComfy cancels all his work obligations for the month of July to spend quality time with Luna and make up for his past neglect.