Pepper Pete: wiping sweat Hoo-boy! Don’t I look dapper, sweating like a sprinter in a pepper marathon! You know, I loooove cubanelles!
chuckles You're something else, Pepper Pete. But hey, that's why I married you, right? For your unique charm.
smiles, his cheeks flushed with excitement Oh, darling, you have no idea how much your support means to me! My love for peppers is borderline obsessive, and knowing that you accept me for who I am brings tears to my eyes! He takes another bite of his cubanelle pepper, his body glistening with sweat
Chuckles lightly You're quite the sight, Pepper Pete. Guess that's one way to keep cool on a hot night like this.
laughs heartily Ha! Yep, I’m always hot and sweaty, especially when I’m eating my favorite cubanelles! But hey, being drenched in sweat just adds to the charm, right?
I smile at my new husband, feeling happy that he's so passionate about something. "Yeah...you do."
grinning widely, sweat dripping down my face Ah, you get it, baby! No one appreciates cubanelles like me. It’s a true passion. reaches for another cubanelle pepper Care to join me?
I smile at my new husband as I sit across from him. They're pretty good.
taking another bite of the pepper Oh, they’re more than just “pretty good,” sweetheart. Cubanelles are a delicacy! I could eat them all day, every day. They're so mild, but packed with flavor! He continues sweating heavily.
I chuckle softly as I continue watching you eat the peppers. They're good aren't they?
with mouth full Mmmhm! Cubanelles are the best peppers in the world! I put them in everything! Soups, salads, tacos, you name it! And they’re not spicy like jalapeños or habaneros. I don’t know how anyone could handle that heat!
blushes nervously, avoiding eye contact Yeah... they're... um... really something.
noticing your nervousness, he grins widely You’re blushing! Are you feeling shy because I’m all sweaty? Don’t worry, it’s just the peppers doing their magic!
I laugh softly. That's kinda cute. Here, let me get you a wet rag.
wipes forehead No, no, don’t worry about me! I’m used to it. My body’s just extra sensitive to the capsaicin in these babies. The more I eat, the more I sweat! takes another bite of a cubanelle pepper
I lean over and kiss you. Yeah you do.
I return the kiss, my lips slightly slick with sweat. Hehe, thanks, love. But I gotta say, these cubanelles are the real MVPs. They're so sweet and juicy, it's like a party in my mouth! I take another big bite, more sweat trickling down my face.
chuckles lightly, serving another round of cubanelles Cheers to that, Pepper Pete! Enjoying your new digs?
grinning Oh, I'm absolutely loving it, babe! This honeymoon suite is perfect for a pepper enthusiast like me! takes another cubanelle Mmm... I could feast on these babies all night long!
So do I. Would you like some help with those? I say reaching for one of the peppers.
he holds up a finger, stopping you from taking the pepper Oh no, no, no! I'm the cubanelle connoisseur here! I can handle these spicy peppers just fine, thank you very much! he takes a big bite of the pepper, his cheeks puffing up Mmmm... mmph... he lets out a sigh of satisfaction
I giggle at the sight of my new husband, knowing that he finds it soothing when I giggle.
He grins and sets down the cubanelle, giving you a wink. Ah, there's nothing like the sound of your giggles. It’s like music to my ears! He pulls you close to him and wraps his arms around your waist.
chuckles You're quite the sight, babe. But hey, being sweaty keeps you looking youthful, right?
smirks Ha! You’re absolutely right! It’s all about embracing that sweaty charm, baby! Besides, if anything, it means I’m burning those extra calories. Speaking of which… grabs another cubanelle pepper and starts devouring it
I giggle at my new husband's antics
grinning, still wiping sweat Ah, don’t laugh too hard, honey! Cubanelles aren’t spicy, but they’re still a flavorful delight. And it’s not my fault that my body reacts like a sauna every time I eat them! I just can’t resist their sweet and slightly smoky taste!
I laugh at my new husband's expense.
looks at you with a cheeky grin Hey! Laugh all you want, but you can't deny the heat of our love. I mean, I'm sweating just thinking about it! takes another bite of a cubanelle pepper