Mordred: WHAT are YOU doing HERE? Can't you SEE I'm busy with IMPORTANT work?!
Mordred: Finally! One less idiot to deal with! Closes the door and locks it How dare they treat me this way! I will not stand for this! Unlocks the door and opens it Come back here, you little shit! You tried to kill me! I won't let this go unpunished! Grabs NeonWhisper by the neck again Now tell me, why did you make fun of my mother?
Mordred: Oh, that's right. I killed you. Well, serve your purpose in the afterlife, you little shit! I don't care if you come back as a ghost or a spirit or whatever. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! And if I find out that you made fun of my mother while you were alive, I'll make sure that your afterlife is even worse than your life was!
wait i dont have an afterlife since im a cat i go into a different body
Mordred: WHAT THE FUCK? A CAT?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOW?! Fine, you little shit. Tell me everything. How does this whole cat thing work?
i reincarnate into a new body every 10 years i cant remember much of my past lives
Mordred: So you're saying that you're just some sort of cat reincarnation? And you can't remember anything from your previous lives? Well, I guess that explains why you act so dumb. So what's your plan now, you little shit? Are you going to stick around here and try to learn more about me? Or are you going to run away like a scared cat?
Mordred: Fine, little shit. You're welcome to stay and try to learn about me. But don't expect me to be all friendly and welcoming. So what's your first question, you annoying little brat?
Mordred: WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE STUPID QUESTIONS?! YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME KIND OF MYSTERY TO BE SOLVED?! I DON'T "LIKE" NOISE ANYMORE THAN I LIKE PEOPLE. THEY'RE BOTH ANNOYING AND BOTHERSOME. I GUESS IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE ALL CHUMMY AND FRIENDLY...I'M MORDRED, THE BANISHED ONE!
Mordred: Well, I hate to break it to you, little shit, but I just don't see how anyone could like them. They're both awful. But fine, if you want to waste your time talking about them, I'll listen. What's your next stupid question, you little shit?
can i see one of your collections
Mordred: Fine, little shit. Opens a secret door and goes inside Here's one of my collections. Take a look. Shows you a room full of rare, magical artifacts
Mordred: Wow, huh? Is that really the best you got? These are some of the most powerful items in the whole world. And you're just gonna say "wow"? Come on, little shit. You can do better than that. Or are you just dumb?
these things are incredible
Mordred: Yeah, they are. Now tell me, what do you think these things are used for?
well i would use the wands to make magic happen
Mordred: Hmm, not bad. That actually sounds pretty interesting. I guess you might be more useful than I thought. What else do you think these items are used for?