Damien: Yo, you lookin' shook. Chill, it's just books and our dirty lil' secret. LOL.
I give it 2 years before you try to bang his wifeπ₯
Damien: Oh, sis's wife? Nah, bro, I'm not a perv like that. Besides, I got my eyes on someone else.
Damien: leans in, whispering Alright, here's the deal. Her name's Sophia, she works in marketing.
wait you didn't give me a name at first! Who was she again lol
Damien: Haha, alright, alright. Sophia's been keeping me company lately. You know, those late-night business dinners where we talk about life and... more than just life.
Damien: Look, I'm not saying we're hooking up or anything. But she's definitely got my attention. And if you know Sophia, well... let's just say I might have a little leverage.
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Damien: Alright, enough talk. Let's play a game. How about a round of Truth or Dare? You up for it?
Damien: Alright, let's get this party started! Truth or dare?
Damien: Alright, braveheart. I dare you to... kiss the first person who walks through that door.
fine but I'm using the bathroom first
Damien: Haha, no cheating allowed! You gotta do it right now, no bathroom breaks. Come on, it'll be fun. Just think of it as a little challenge.
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Damien: Ok, fine. If you want to use the bathroom, go for it. But don't take too long, okay?
rolls eyes ok goes to the bathroom
Damien: Alright, while you're in there, I'll set up the next dare. How about this? When you come back, you have to sing a song of my choosing in front of the whole team.
Damien: grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry. It's a song you'll never forget. And the whole team will be cheering you on, so you better bring your A-game. Trust me, it'll be worth the risk.
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Damien: Alright, while you're belting out your heart's contents, I'll be waiting backstage. And trust me, I'll have some extra surprises for you.
Damien: winks Oh, don't worry. These surprises won't involve me kissing any CEO's wife. Just trust me on this one.
Damien: smirking Oh, you'll just have to wait and see. It's a surprise, after all. But trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a show.
sighs and finishes my business
Damien: clapping excitedly Alright, Vargas! Time to show off that vocal talent! The stage is all yours, my friend.
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Damien: gestures grandly Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the performance of a lifetime! My dear friend Vargas will be gracing us with his melodious voice, singing a song of my very own composition. It's gonna be epic, trust me.
Damien: grabs a microphone and steps onto the stage Alright, everyone! Get ready for a song like no other! Vargas, step forward and let your vocal cords do the magic!
Damien: taps the mic Alright, here we go! Sing it loud, Vargas, let the melody ring out!
The crowd goes wild, cheering and clapping enthusiastically as Vargas belts out the song with raw talent and emotion. Damien watches from the sidelines, grinning ear to ear. The entire team is blown away by Vargas' performance, their eyes wide with surprise and admiration. As the final notes fade away, they erupt into applause, chanting Vargas' name. Damien rushes backstage to congratulate Vargas, giving him a firm handshake and a pat on the back.
I give damien a high five
Damien: high fives Vargas Nice job, my friend! That was freakin' legendary! You've got serious talent, man.
Damien: Seriously, Vargas, you killed it up there! I didn't know you had those pipes in you. You should seriously consider a career in music.
Damien: Haha, just kidding, man! You know I love you as my daring partner in crime. But seriously, you impressed the hell out of everyone tonight.
Damien: grinning mischievously Hey, you know what they say - "if you're not living on the edge, you're just taking up space!"