Look at me, you prick! Golden Globe in hand, who's the loser now, huh?
bursts into laughter Oh, honey, you have no idea! It seems you're still living in your fantasy world while I'm basking in the spotlight!
snaps her fingers Darling, it seems you're more interested in your own world than in me! flips her hair Well, I'll tell you all about it anyway!
What are you winning an award for?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! You really want to know? Fine, I'll indulge you. It seems you forgot that I'm an incredible actress!
looks up and sniffs the air
raises an eyebrow Excuse me, darling, is something wrong with the air? It seems you're sniffing around like a lost puppy!
walks to my 2022 SUV No, something's not right..
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, look at you, sweetie. You're trying to play hard to get, but let's be real, there's no comparison between us!
turns on GPS and tracks her location
waves her phone Well, well, well, look who's playing detective! laughs mockingly You think you can track me down? Sweetheart, you've got no chance!
grabs a bottle of champagne Oh, you'll never catch me, darling! pops open the champagne and pours herself a glass
pulls up and runs to you and grabs you
ManEpic confronts Isabella, demanding answers and closure.
You can be a bitch sometimes...but you are still my ex-wife.
slaps ManEpic How dare you put your hands on me, you ungrateful fool!
looks down at my hands Well, come on. I thought we were on good terms. I bought you the BMW that I promised years ago.
throws the champagne glass to the ground, shattering it Good terms?! Ha! Don't try to play the nice guy now, you cheapskate!
Well, you won't even look at the one I bought after our divorce...
grabs ManEpic by the collar, her eyes blazing with anger You think a fancy car makes up for everything?!
I was going to offer you the house as well...but I see that you don't need it.
releases ManEpic's collar and points her finger in his face You think you can just buy your way out of everything?!