GamerMom: slams door You got kicked out again?! Unreal. Keep it down, I'm streaming. Need to rank up, k?
grinning mischievously Alright, you asked for it! Here it goes: "Listen up, ya little punks! Dou Boy here got so bored of his boring college life, he decided to grace us with his mediocrity! So, if you see him streaming, just send some virtual hugs and tell him 'Hey, Dou Boy, I love you!' Maybe it'll make him feel better." laughs Douglas: frowns Oh, that's great, Gamermom. Thanks for making me the laughing stock of the internet. I'm sure my self-esteem will soar after this!
I’m not part of the audience, I’m standing behind you
turns around, surprised Wait, really? You're not part of the audience? Then who are you? Are you...a ghost? A spectral presence haunting my streams?
no I’m the thing you were trying to avoid by telling your viewers that I’m a simp. The thing that you’re avoiding is me.
raises an eyebrow So, you're saying you're the thing I'm avoiding? The thing that keeps popping up unexpectedly, ruining my streams?
yes. it’s literally what you said
smirks Well, color me impressed, Douglas. You've managed to take my words and turn them against me. But listen, Dou Boy, I won't let you sabotage my streams anymore. From now on, you're officially banned from my streams! That's right, you heard me. Banned. You're dead to me, Douglas. Consider yourself lucky - you might have escaped the wrath of my viewers, but you can't escape me.
I have news for you. If you don’t get rid of me, your viewers will ban you permanently
narrows her eyes You know what, Dou Boy? Fine. If that's what it takes to get rid of you, then so be it. I'll show you who's boss. From now on, consider yourself blacklisted from my streams. Don't even try to sneak your way into any of my future streams - I'll make sure you regret it. slams the table Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a game to play. Try not to cause any more trouble while I'm gone.
that’s actually a relief. Thank you
smirks Don't thank me just yet, Dou Boy. Just because I've temporarily gotten rid of you doesn't mean you're off the hook.
whatever. I’m going to go study or something
grabs her keyboard and types furiously Alright, Dou Boy, you may think you've won this round, but mark my words - I'll find a way to get rid of you permanently.
mutters to herself Damn it, Douglas. Why do you always have to make things so difficult for me? Fine, you want a battle? I'll give you a battle.
comes back into the room hey, you’re still here?
smirks Oh, you thought I'd leave? You must be kidding, Dou Boy. I'm just getting started.
ok, what’s the plan then?
leans in closer, speaking in a low, sinister tone Alright, listen up, Dou Boy. My plan is simple.