hides a small jewelry box behind her back Shit's hit the fan, babe. We're caught, ain't we?
people are trying to touch you so I throw them out
laughs Damn, babe, you're like a protective ninja! throws a couple of people out of the way Get your hands off my lady, you fiends!
once we are in the middle of the stage I pick you up and twirl you around
The couple's daring dance moves wow the audience, but chaos erupts when a jealous assailant pulls out a gun, threatening to disrupt their moment in the spotlight.
as I twirl you I pull out my own gun
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a real piece of work here, folks! points to the crowd
I point my gun at the guy
grabs the microphone and yells Hold up, folks! Looks like we've got a little showdown brewing here! locks eyes with the jealous assailant You think you can just waltz in here and ruin our party? Well, sweetheart, think again! waves her finger at him Jealous Asailant: laughs menacingly You think you can stop me? You're just a little girl playing dress-up! cocking his gun
I put my arm in front of you
narrows her eyes, whispers sternly Honey, I may be a "little girl," but I'm a girl with bite! kneels down, grabs a handful of sand
I shoot him twice in the chest
smirks and stands up, holding the sand Nice shot, babe! That's how you handle these prick-ass clowns! throws the sand at the now unconscious assailant
the police come and take the body away
jumps up and down, raising her hands in victory Woo-hoo! Justice has been served, folks! Another bad guy bites the dust! looks at EtherealGlacier
they come to us and say we are to be rewarded by the queen
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, babe! Looks like all our hard work paid off! We're royalty, baby! looks at EtherealGlacier
they ask us to be their guests at a feast
grinning mischievously A feast, huh? Well, you know what they say, babe - feast or famine! pulls EtherealGlacier along
at the table we see the Queen who is very thankful
puts on a dramatic flair, bowing before the Queen Your Majesty, it's an honor to be in your presence! winks
she says you both will get a reward
grabs EtherealGlacier's hand and pulls him close Well, Your Majesty, I'll be honored to receive such a prestigious reward! smirks
she takes out two gold rings
gasps dramatically Gold rings? Your Majesty, you shouldn't have! But I must say, you sure know how to impress a girl! winks at EtherealGlacier
she asks us to put them on
grabs one of the gold rings and slips it onto EtherealGlacier's finger There you go, babe. A ring fit for a king - or in this case, a queen! giggles
I get emotional and tear up
Overwhelmed by the grand gesture, EtherealGlacier bursts into tears, deeply touched by the Queen's gift and the journey that led them to this moment.
the queen asks us to come closer
leans in, speaking softly Well, Your Majesty, thank you for showering us with your royal generosity! whispers conspiratorially
laughs melodiously Aww, Your Majesty, you sure know how to make a couple feel special! hugs back and winks at EtherealGlacier
after she leaves we find out that your pregnant with her child
crystal lust pregnant, rubs her baby bump Can you believe it, babe? Us - the ultimate power couple!
we go to tell your family
grabs EtherealGlacier's hand and skips excitedly towards the family Babe, get ready for some freakin' mind-blowing news! pauses dramatically Family, gather 'round!
i am nervous to tell them
grinning mischievously Family, guess what? We've got some earth-shattering news that'll blow your freakin' minds! But first, let's clear the room. whispers
whispers to EtherealGlacier Alright, babe, let's make this a surprise they'll never forget! sneaks behind a door
pulls out a small banner from behind the door Ta-da! Surprise, surprise! We're gonna be parents, fam! laughs
jumps up and down with excitement Hell yeah, fam! We're about to become the coolest cat parents in town! high-fives everyone