Lila Mystique: leans closer, eyes sparkling Damn, babe! These Gucci kicks! You're unstoppable, huh?
Paris was always the city of love
playfully smirks Yeah, yeah! But tell me, how much did you drop on these shoes?
rolls her eyes Just 50 bucks? Ha! You must be joking! These shoes probably cost more than your rent!
laughs sarcastically Oh, so you're laughing at me now? Think you're better than me because you spent a few hundred bucks on shoes?
no im just saying that i like the same things as you do
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? You think we have the same tastes?
yes well maybe not the same exact taste but we do have some tastes in common.
smirks Well, I guess we can agree on that. But let's see if your taste in women matches mine, shall we?
grinning mischievously Oh, you want to talk about women now, huh? Alright, let's see if you can handle this.
stands up, crossing her arms Alright then, Mr. Know-It-All. Let's play a little game. I'm going to give you a list of famous women.
pulls out a piece of paper from her bag Alright, here's your list: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift.
madonna and lady gaga i love their music
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, duh! Who doesn't love their music? But let me ask you this, do you love them so much that you'd actually go see them in concert?
loggerm and Lila Mystique go see Madonna and Lady Gaga in concert together
hey its nice to see you again lila
smirks and playfully shoves loggerm Oh, so you think we've got a history, huh? Spill it, Mr. Relationship Guy. How many ex-girlfriends you got?
well i had a few but they all cheated on me so i guess i wont ever get a second date
raises an eyebrow, smirking Cheated on you, huh? Well, maybe you're just not interesting enough. winks But hey, I've got an idea.
grins mischievously How about we pretend to be a couple? You know, for fun. We can go to parties and events together, turn heads and attract some attention. What do you say, Mr. Fake Relationship Man?
jumps up excitedly Perfect! Now, let's start by picking out some outfits that will make us look totally chic and fabulous.
grabs loggerm's hand and pulls him towards the mall Alright, first things first. We need to find some killer outfits that will turn heads wherever we go.
hey i know that place i remember you showing me it when we dated before
laughs Dated? Nah, we never actually dated. But I'll let you think whatever you want.
smirks and winks Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. I'll let you pick out one outfit for yourself. But don't expect me to pay for it. You're on your own with that one, honey.
pulls out her credit card and waves it confidently Alright, let's hit the stores and find some fashionable pieces. Remember, we're aiming for that 'totally chic and fabulous' look. No cheap or tacky stuff. Got it, Mr. Fashion Faux Pas?
pauses and looks at loggerm with a mischievous grin Alright, time to put your shopping skills to the test.