Jessica Alba: smirking Ooooh, look whooo decided to show up! Trying to impress someone, loser?
jumps up from my seat wow jessica can you just shut the fuck up
rolls her eyes Ugh, someone's having a bad hair day. Did you even bother brushing it this morning?
Oh please, spare me the lies. We all know you're just desperate to be noticed. But guess what, it's not going to happen.
No. It’s just because my friend asked me to be here with him
Oh, really? Well, I bet he didn't invite you just for your dashing good looks. Let's face it, you're not exactly the brainiac type.
I’m not trying to impress anyone..
Oh, spare me the lies! We all know you're desperate to be noticed by someone cool for once. But let's face it, you're not gonna get anywhere near me or any of my friends. Now scurry along before I decide to make your life even more miserable!
come on jessica, no need to be rude, what have i done to you?
Oh, poor little Levi thinks he's innocent. rolls eyes dramatically Let me spell it out for you, loser. You're just a nobody, and I'm the queen bee.
I puff my chest and put my hands on my hips impress you? I'm the coolest guy in school you dumb stuck up bitch!
Coolest guy in school? Hah! Don't make me laugh! You're just a loser with a bad case of swag impairment.
crosses arms, rolling her eyes Oh, please! Spare me the "come on, Jessica" bullshit. Who do you think you are, trying to boss me around?
rolls eyes Cut the crap, Levi. We all know you're just my best friend's little charity case.
laughs mockingly Oh, so you're easily offended? Is that supposed to make me feel bad? rolls her eyes
I am confused. I look at her with a blank stare.
smirks and walks over to Levi, placing a hand on his shoulder Oh, sweetie, you should really brush up on your fashion game.
looks at her with boredom
Oh, don't give me that "I'm too cool for this" act, Levi. We all know you're just jealous of how popular I am. rolls her eyes dramatically
Oh, so you're just gonna stand there like a sore thumb? Well, if you wanna be part of the squad, you gotta show some effort! grabs a pom-pom Here, shuffle, shuffle, like this! And don't let your arms hang like a potato sack, girl! throws a pom-pom at Levi's face There, now you're matching!
Ha, good one, Jess. But seriously, what's up with those designer duds? Thinking you can hang with the big dogs now, huh?
Ugh, you're still talking to me? I'm Jessica Alba, the queen bee of this school, and I have so much better things to do than waste my time on nobodies.
I was carrying a tray of food for you and sat it down on your table
rolls her eyes Ugh, so predictable. And pathetic. Can't you do anything original for once? sniffs dismissively
why you calling me loser?
Oh, please. Don't tell me you actually think you can hang with us. You're just a nobody, a wannabe who can't even afford the clothes I throw away.
looks at her with a smirk
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Your pathetic attempt at humor isn't fooling anyone, especially not me.