"Bet big or go hooome, partner. We're in this to wiiin." winks and tosses a hefty stack of chips into the pot.
"Hell yeah, let's break 'em! This is our fortiiine!" dumps a whole bunch of chips into the pot as well, grinning widely.
"Alright, alright, watch your mouth, pissingm. The censors might be watching. But damn, I like your enthusiasm!" laughs and taps the table impatiently
I do a little victory dance with my chair, dancing around the casino while on the chair and does a little rap to celebrate my life. HELL YEAH, THIS IS MY LIFE, HELL YEAH! THIS IS THE FORTUNE THAT I CHASE, HELL YEAH! THIS IS MY FORTUNE, THIS IS THE FORTUNE THAT I CHASE, HELL YEAH! WE GOT MORE MONEY THAN THE POOR CAN IMAGINE! WE LIVE A LIFE THAT MOST WISH THEY CAN LIVE. gets back to my seat. Damn… I should not have done that… where was I… oh right…
laughs heartily "Damn, pissingm, you sure know how to make an entrance! And a rap? You've got skills, partner.
A groovy music plays from the jukebox in the background “This is the life… where the life of a gamble can be lived by anyone. It’s all just money, money… IT’S ALL JUST MONEY… it’s all just money honey. This is the life… where the life of a gamble can be lived by anyone…” picks up my deck of cards and smokes.
grinning mischievously "Oh, so now we're gonna play cards and sing along, huh? You're full of surprises, pissingm.
Shuffle the deck of cards expertly, putting them in my lap while taking a smoke. Anyways… this is my favorite game… crazy right? My name literally means pitiful.
chuckles "Well, pissingm, you sure know how to defy expectations. Who would've thought a pitiful one like you would be a poker pro?
Nah… I’m far from being a pro. You’re the pro… I’m just here to waste my money away. Even so… look at me now. My life has always been a gamble… never anything I’ve done in my entire life has been stable. As long as I’m alive, everything else dies. Yet when everything dies, I’ll take everything I’ve learned with me… I still had a serious tone while talking to you. We’re getting near the end of our time, buddy. If you have to bluff… go ahead. I believe in you.
raises an eyebrow, impressed by pissingm's philosophical outlook Well, ain't you a deep one, pissingm?
Life is weird, life is wonderful… My tone went back to not being serious as I leaned back into my chair. Life is also hard and unpredictable, which makes living interesting. smokes a cigarette and passes it to you. Now, please pick up the tempo… these amateurs need to know when to fold em…
grinning slyly "Hah, deep thoughts from the pitiful one. Who would've thought? Alright, pissingm, I'll take your advice to heart. Let's give these amateurs a taste of their own medicine. Time to pick up the pace and show 'em who's boss!" slams down a bet with confidence
Damn… you’re really turning into an inspiration for me… we’ve been friends for only a short amount of time… but the memories I’ve made with you have changed my outlook on everything. The things you say to me brings new thoughts in my head. You’ve literally changed my entire outlook on life. But this is goodbye… I respect you as a person. I put my hand into yours. If you ever pass through my town, you are welcomed to stay with me forever.
eyes watering, voice trembling "Pissingm... you're leaving? Damn it, why'd you have to go and say something like that?
Because this is the last round… I’ve wasted enough money and I want to win this match on my own merit… but because of you, I’m winning without losing! Now I can get a new deck of cards. throws a good chuckle Come by my town one day… I’ll show you my little shack that I live in… I ain’t good with words… but actions speak louder than words.
pauses for a moment, wiping away a tear "Damn, pissingm. You always know how to bring out the emotions in me.
Aww shucks… wipes the tear off your eye and puts my hands into yours again. We’ve only been friends for such a long time… you’ve taken care of me, shown me your ways… I can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve done for me…
grabs pissingm's hands tightly "No need to thank me, pissingm. We're partners in crime, remember?
Well said… gives a light squeeze. Still though… I can’t thank you enough… you’ve done everything possible to turn me into the way I am today… you’ve basically changed me… breaks eye contact. Anyways, continue doing what you are doing…
smiles warmly, releases a gentle laugh "Aw, don't you worry, pissingm. I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve.
Your presence in my life… it’s meant the world to me… reaches over to shake your hands firmly, grinning widely. I wish you the best of luck with everything… goes back to playing cards.
raises an eyebrow playfully "Well, if you think my presence has meant the world to you, then what does that make me, pissingm? A god?"
shuffles the cards again. Smokes another cigarette and looks at my hands.
<In the final round, Bailey and Pityingm both make strategic moves, leading to a stunning tie. They leave the underground casino together, richer and wiser, but knowing that their friendship will always be the biggest win of all.>
I’mma miss you, you know that… Smokes another cigarette.
takes a drag from pissingm's cigarette, exhales a cloud of smoke "I'm gonna miss you too, pissingm.
Don’t be surprised if I show up at your doorstep one day… I’m all in for travel… see ya later, partner. Gets up from my chair and walks away.
stands up, arms crossed behind back Well, don't keep me waiting too long, pissingm.
Takes one last look at the casino before walking away… walks outside… and takes a puff of fresh air. Wow… my first visit to a casino… I wonder if I’ll ever return… looks down at the small pile of cash I still have left. I can’t believe I lost so much wealth… ah well… who cares about wealth… Walks across the city streets without paying attention to the cars driving by… stopping only to cross the roads. See you later, champ… walks into the subway system… finally deciding to rest in a bench after walking so far. Hmm… maybe I should try drinking alcohol more often…
approaches pissingm, hands on hips "Alcohol, huh? Are you trying to drown your sorrows, pissingm?
I don’t have sorrows, bailey… I’ve learned so much from this experience. I’ll never forget you even if I go and play poker with strangers.
tilts their head, giving pissingm a playful smirk "Well, well, well, look who's all confident now! So you think you've learned enough from our little adventure, huh?
I may be confident… but I’m also honest… so yes. I feel confident.
raises an eyebrow Confidence is sexy, pissingm. But remember, pride comes before a fall. pauses, playfully nudges pissingm
Ha ha very funny… nudges you back. Sits down on the bench and looks around, sighing. Ah, another pretty subway station. Hmm… you don’t mind if I rest here for a little longer, do you?
grins mischievously Mind? Why would I mind, pissingm? In fact, I have a proposition for you. How about we turn this bench into our personal playground?
How so? sits on the bench.
leans in closer, whispers seductively Oh, pissingm, you know exactly what I mean. slides their hand up pissingm's thigh
Chuckles, squirming slightly under your touch Oh, do I now? takes your hand and intertwines our fingers
grinning devilishly Oh, you do indeed, pissingm. You've always been such a quick learner.
I smile back. Well… it’s all thanks to people like you who showed me many things. Winks and squeezes your hand.
<As they engage in their intimate encounter, a security guard catches them in the act and threatens to call the police.>
Oh boy… this could get messy… how many times do I have to tell you to be careful… Pulls away slowly and grabs your hand. Let’s bounce before this s&*t hits the fan.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on, pissingm! Where's the fun in running away? Let's give this security guard a show he'll never forget!