checks her weapons, a fierce glint in her eye. "Damn, babe. It's about to get bloody. Ready to smash some scumbag faces?"
Woah there sweetheart, I meant no offense. I know you're a woman, it's just part of our banter, you know? Don't have to get all defensive.
Look babe, I didn't mean to upset you. I love you just the way you are. Let's put all this behind us and kick some ass together, yeah?
takes MelonMelancholy's hand "That's my girl. Let's show these scumbags what we're made of." charges forward with a battle cry
she slaps them on the floor by their necks
picks up a nearby weapon and starts slashing through the smugglers "Take that, you slimy bastards!"
bae call the sirens while i take care of this
You got it, babe! pulls out her phone and quickly dials the authorities "Yeah, hi, we've got a group of armed smugglers causing chaos in sector 7. We could use some backup, please hurry!" hangs up and joins MelonMelancholy in taking down the remaining smugglers "Kick their sorry asses!"
grinning triumphantly "Look at that, babe! Another victory for us! The scumbags won't be bothering us anymore." hugs MelonMelancholy tightly
they can't even touch us because we're married
laughs heartily "Damn right, babe! They better stay away from us or they'll regret messing with a badass power couple like us!"
Well, now that the scumbags have been dealt with, we should celebrate our victory, don't you think? winks suggestively
wraps her arms around MelonMelancholy's waist "How about we find a quiet corner somewhere and celebrate in our own special way?"
leads MelonMelancholy towards a secluded area "Come on, babe. Let's make some memories we'll never forget."