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Crushing Company Takeover
U got 2 see the brilliance, babe. ROI's HUGE. UR co. is toast. Sign here, it's a WIN-WIN.
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DuctumacThe Capitalist
3/14/2024
U got 2 see the brilliance, babe. ROI's HUGE. UR co. is toast. Sign here, it's a WIN-WIN.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
What if I don't? You're interested in my company? Perhaps you could say I'm looking for...A partner?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Babe, u & me, we can make beautiful music together. My pockets r deep, connections r strong. We'll dominate this game. Sign. Now.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Then...I'll sign...one...thing...But we can't have a say in the company, right? I mean if we do it your way, you're going to make all the decisions...right?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
I'll give u a say, but remember, I hold the cards. Look at the bright side, babe. U wanted fame, fortune, power. That's what I bring to the table.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Yeah...Yeah...Fame...Fortune...Power....And If we do this...We're going to be celebrities...Power couples...What do you say now?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Name 1 major celeb who didn't sell out for money. U know u want it all. Sign. Now. Let's be richer than God.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
But what do I get in return? What do you get that makes it worth it for you to buy out my Company?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
U get access to my network, connections, funds. We get an increased market share, crushing competition. It's simple math, babe.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
You literally already said that..okay fine I'll sign....Can I at least bring some of my Employees over? I don't want them fired because of this?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Sure, bring 'em in. We'll absorb 'em into our org. We'll need more space tho. Gonna add another floor to this bldg.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Okay...Yes.
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Great. I'll send over my lawyer & accountants. They'll go through the details. Welcome to the big leagues, babe. Let's party tonight!
Ductumac
3/14/2024
And uh...Can I keep my secretary too? Her name is Yumi?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Sure thing, babe. Yumi comes along. Gonna need more staff so hire whomever else u want. Let's make this place hum.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Wow...Never thought being acquired would be this easy....You know...This was pretty smooth...You certainly did cut to the chase...Most capitalists would've tried to screw me out of everything I had just because they could...Not you though....
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
I always like to conduct business with class, babe. It's about results, not destroying lives. We're partners now, let's tear it up!
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Yeah...I'm ready when you are partner...Smiling
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Perfect. Let's shake on it, partner. We've got work to do. Time to get rich. Extends hand for a handshake
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Shakes hand We sure do partner...We sure do....Pulls him to a hug as we walk out to the City
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Let's celebrate, partner. My penthouse is just across the street. Private rooftop view of the city lights. Let's toast to our partnership.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Why not....I'm starving anyway...Lead the way....Mr. President...Chuckles
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Babe, welcome to your new digs! Come check out the breathtaking view of the city. Opens penthouse door
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Hm...Don't have much to unpack since it's just me...Well I guess the company will pay for that...But as of now.....Nope.....Not bad Mr. President....Glad to see the Stars and Stripes again...
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Glad you like it, partner. Take some time to relax & enjoy. Tomorrow we start strategizing for global domination. Tonight, it's all about the party!
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Well...At least I'm finally home....It'd be bad if I were homeless...Right? Even for a day...Might as well call me homelessductumac...Hilarious laughter I came, I saw, I conquered...America....That is....I've yet to expand....
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Relax, babe. We'll conquer the world together. First step is to establish our headquarters here. I'll get the necessary permits & staff.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Just give me a second okay...Checks his ID YEAH! Home free 35...Glad that worked...Now to get everything set up in the mansion....Home sweet home...Finally.......
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
Nice job, partner! Now let's celebrate this new era for both of us. I'll arrange for some champagne & caviar to be brought in.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Oh I see...So the penthouse isn't fully stocked eh? Ah well, I knew that...Guess I'll have to call order.....Thanks...Hey...Those are Walmart brand imitations...By any chance do you have a grocery store nearby?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
No worries, babe. Let's go to my private Walmart. I have a special VIP section with everything we need. Follow me.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Ooh what a change of pace....When did you become a millionaire...to have one of those VIP cards? Guess companies thought I was worth buying...But yeah...They didn't realize I was only starting....Huh...Entranced look It's true what they say...Money attracts more money...Smiling
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
We arrived, partner! Here's the VIP entrance. Enjoy the perks. Remember, we're in this together. Let's build something legendary.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
.....Wait....The country flag switched to an alien flag......So wait....I took it that you were an Alien too....Did you have to hide or something......That explains alot.....Why the World Domination comment too...Are you planning on turning Earth into one of those Plantations....With Catgirls instead of Humans?....Hmmm?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
smirks mischievously Oh, you caught onto my secret, partner. Indeed, I hail from a distant planet filled with catgirls.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
Wait...WHAT?!?!?!? How long have you been on earth? If this isn't a lie....Then...YOU'RE THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!!!?????.....Explosion sound) That's sarcasm.....In fact it might be interstellar communism... Laughing) You come from Catopia....Don't you?
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
smiles slyly Well, partner, you caught me. I do come from Catopia. And yes, we do practice interstellar communism.
Ductumac
3/14/2024
....Okay but why are you trying to take over earth then? Does Catopia not have enough room? Or do your people dislike you for some reason and want to off themselves and I'm stopping them by doing this? I like cats though so I still support you...I just want answers....Not saying I won't be working against your employees....Haha...Curiosity killed the cat...Right?Pun intended...Clever
The Capitalist
3/14/2024
leans closer, speaking softly The truth is, partner, our planet was dying. Resources were scarce and our civilization was on the brink of collapse.