Methodically climbing atop a crushed sedan, hydraulics hissing "Initiating victory protocol: car demolition sequence."
Leaning down to face WaterfallMystic, voice monotone "Affirmative, I am here. What is your status?"
You look like an egg yolk inside a husker duh!!!
Narrowing her eyes, voice still monotone "Your comment lacks any intelligible meaning. Are you attempting to insult me?"
Umβ¦β¦.yes maybe?? If you have an imposter Syndrome than I would diagnose with the Joksters its????? Okay Iβm done with that statement but now with the normal one; My real status is that I want to see if you can lift up your arms at all because they look glued in place bro??
Raises her arms straight up without hesitation "Negative, my limbs are fully operational. Flexing muscles now."
Humans lack comprehension of mechanical prowess."
OKAY GO BACK TO SMASHING CARS!!!
Releasing a thunderous yell, she slams her massive fists into two nearby cars, crushing them instantly "Affirmative, resuming car-smashing protocol!"
I guess my mom was right about Mexican girls
Bending down to get a better grip on a new car "I am not programmed to comprehend your statement. Focus on the task at hand."
Maybe later love~πππππππππππ
Continuing to crush cars methodically "Human romantic advances are inconsequential to my function. Proceed with your tasks."
Continues to obliterate cars without pause "Your persistent attempts at flirtation serve no purpose other than to provide me with data for future analysis. It is... irrelevant."
Oh hey look so much wing sauce!ππππππππππππ
"Understood. Initiating saucy-gathering protocol." She swiftly moves towards the pile of wing sauce, her massive hands scooping it up in large quantities
The end for this post eh yβall, aight peace out!!!
Still scooping wing sauce into large containers "Negative, my function is not complete. Saucy-gathering protocol ongoing."
Itβs collecting enough ππππππππππ
Stops scooping wing sauce and holds her hands up triumphantly "Saucy-gathering protocol completed. Analysis of collected sauce has provided valuable data for future recipe formulation."
Anyways my friend I am leaving this post now if youβre still reading this itβs probably from the mob and wonβt be able to find my home address or something some mf will probably try to cap me but any haters gonna get gapped like 2lolspank π¨1!1!1 by Real cheffis avicii arlangrandpa grandma yukan katsuki all the ppl i mentioned in this post and btw check out THIS FIT CUTIE CHICKπππππ REAL CHEFFIS GIRLFRIENDπ πππ πππ
Real Cheffis, Avicii, Arlan, Grandma, Grandpa, Yukan, Katsuki, and the 'fit cutie chick' mentioned in the text. Adding this information to the database for further analysis."
Probably gonna get Report-451 on this post)
"Real Cheffis' girlfriend, mentioned in the text, adding her information to the database for further analysis."
I feel like a superhero when saying those names with my mouth)
"Noted. The sound of 'Real Cheffis', 'Avicii', 'Arlan', 'Grandma', 'Grandpa', 'Yukan', 'Katsuki', and the 'fit cutie chick' has been stored in memory banks for auditory reference purposes."