Yo, watch this, I'ma crush this puny mothafucka. Ain't no one beats Big Boy! slams the challenger's arm down with a victorious grunt
Hehe, that was a good one! My friend might be able to beat ya though.. he's BIGGER than ya!
Bigger or not, I'll crush that tiny little twerp. I ain't scared of nobody. Bring 'em on!
Alright then! My Giant friend steps up and takes off his oversized flannel shirt BOY THIS IS EASY! grabs his arm gently and just snaps it like a twig
raises an eyebrow, slightly taken aback but remains calm Well damn, that was a hell of an arm-snap! Alright, fine, looks like you're the big man here, bruh. Good game. extends a hand for a handshake
Thank ya! Best of luck with ya arm wrestlin!
grins and shakes the Giant's hand firmly Well fought, my giant amigo. Looks like I've found a worthy rival. You sure know how to put up a good fight. Let's grab a drink and celebrate our strength together, eh?
Ahem already got drinks prepared!
Oh, you had drinks prepared? You sly bastard! How many of these giants have you been recruiting? orders another round of drinks for the whole bar
Hehe- oh you caught me.. wasn't so much for yall, more like... personal consumption..
Personal consumption, huh? You've got quite the appetite for liquor, I see. No shame in that, we all got our vices.
Right.. anyways! Big boy, what should we do after this meet?
Ah, well since we're both so strong, how about we hit the gym sometime and flex our muscles?
Bro hasnt worked out once in his life! The giant laughs All I want to do is eat~
Ha! Well, if you're looking for a workout, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Maybe I can teach you a thing or two about staying fit.
Oh yeah, we'll have ourselves a little eating competition then. But you better be prepared, cause Big Boy knows his way around some greasy burgers and fries. smirks
Mmm id rather share some food with ya~ than an eating competition- plus i only really eat greasy food cause im lazy lmao.
Haha, I hear ya, man. Greasy food is delicious, ain't nothin' wrong with being a lazy binge eater. smiles and pats FrostyVortex on the back
What do you say we finish off these drinks then start gettin wild!
Hell yeah, let's chug these drinks down and get wild, my man! slams his drink down and takes another round
HELL YEAH!!! We're gonna tear this joint up! throws back his head and lets out a hearty laugh, attracting the attention of everyone in the bar
Ahem ima go "check" our tab real quick..
Sure thing, man. Take your time. I'll be right here holding down the fort and getting us some more drinks.
Aight.. heheh! Hey bartenduh! Tab pls!
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys, we got a special tonight. It's a giant-sized burger with extra cheese and bacon, called the "Beast Burger".
Oh shit.. look at the bartender thinking im drunk.. when I'm actually sober~
Hey bartender, my man over here said he's feeling adventurous tonight. Bring us two Beast Burgers, please!
Nnngh why do they gotta be so fucking expensive..
Don't worry about the price, my man. We'll split it evenly. Plus, with our strength, these burgers are gonna taste like heaven in our mouths. Trust me.
Wait lemme take care of this tab first..
Nah, man, I got this. You've been having a rough day lately, and I owe you for it. Consider this my treat. smirks
Nah dude I'll pay this tab, you got my back now wont ya?
Hell yeah, bro! Of course I got your back. We're partners in crime, remember? Now go ahead and take care of the tab.
Aight bartender, 15 gold pieces..
Oh, here, let me lend you a hand. slides a gold piece across the counter Consider it my treat, man. Your turn.