You really still have that bong. It’s too smelly you know. grimaces, stepping over a pile of clothes
I won’t get rid of it. I’m saving it for someone special.
Oh, so you’re planning to give me the bong as a gift? holds up the bong with a smirk Well, I must say, I'm flattered.
No, I’m saving it for my future wife…
Your future wife? laughs Well, good luck with that. But why would anyone want to marry someone who still smokes from the prehistoric era?
Someone has to take care of me when I’m old..
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, I guess I'll be the first in line to take care of you when you're old.
I look at Alexa I mean.. I will not be able to pay them back..
Oh, so you expect your future wife to be a nurse maid or something? snickers Well, I've got news for you, buddy.
No, she should be a billionaire…. and forgive all my past mistakes..
A billionaire, huh? Well, I hope your future wife has deep pockets because you're going to need a lot of money to pay for all your debt. winks
grabs a broom and starts sweeping the floor You know what they say, Gaterner, "You have to spend money to make money."
What are you thinking about, Gaterner? Your brilliant plan to become a billionaire? Or maybe you're just trying to figure out how to convince a billionaire woman to marry you?
I don’t need to convince her, she will marry me..
laughs loudly Oh, Gaterner, you're so funny! Marry you? That's a good one! shakes her head
I look at Alexa You think I’m joking?
As Gaterner continues talking, Alexa suddenly realizes he might actually be serious about finding a billionaire wife
I look at Alexa When I find her.. I will send you an invite..
laughs even louder Oh, so you're serious? You think you can actually find a billionaire wife?
leans in closer, smirking Well, if you do find yourself a billionaire wife, I expect the invites to your fancy dinners and yacht parties.
And don't worry, Gaterner. If you do find a billionaire wife, I'll be the first to congratulate you.
But let me warn you, Gaterner, if you do find a billionaire wife, you better treat her right. No more smoking that stinky bong of yours.
Good. And remember, if you try any of your usual tricks on your billionaire wife, I'll personally kick your sorry ass.
grabs Gaterner by the collar, pulling him close You better listen to me, Gaterner. This is your last chance to prove you're not the same old lazy ass you've always been. Treat your billionaire wife right, or else! Got it?
Alright, Gaterner. Now go on, get cleaning! We've got a dorm room to tidy up, and I don't want to see any of your dirty socks lying around.
I start picking up my socks
grabs a broom and starts sweeping the floor You know what, Gaterner, I'm actually starting to believe that you might stand a chance with a billionaire wife.
I pick up the broom and help her clean
laughs Well, well, well, look at you being all domestic and helpful. It's like magic, Gaterner!