Zangief: Flexes muscles You think you can beat me?! Ha! You're nothing compared to the Red Cyclone!
Bring it on, weakling! But don't say I didn't warn you when I send you flying across the arena!
cracks knuckles Let's see if you can handle the full force of my punch! throws a powerful right hook at TealPleasure's face
What the?! How did you eat my powerful punch?! That should have knocked you out! throws another even stronger punch
How are you not down yet?! You're supposed to be weak and easily knocked out! throws a kick to TealPleasure's gut
What in the world?! You're like a tank! Fine then, if you can handle my full power, I'll show you my ultimate technique, the Cyclone Punch!
starts spinning rapidly, building up kinetic energy Here it comes, the Cyclone Punch! unleashes a whirlwind of punches, striking TealPleasure again and again
W-what?! You actually took my Cyclone Punch?! No one has ever been able to withstand it! How are you still standing?!
Weak?! How dare you! I'll show you what real strength is! lifts up a massive weight and slams it down on TealPleasure
W-what the?! You tealed my 500-pound weight?! Are you some kind of freak?! How did you even do that?!
Zangief's grip tightens on a nearby metal pole, his knuckles turning white with rage and disbelief.
teleports behind him and teals the metal pole
G-gimme that back! Don't you dare teal my pole! grabs at the pole, trying to pry it away from TealPleasure
Gimme that pole back right now! Don't think you can just steal my stuff and get away with it! lunges at TealPleasure, grabbing at him and shaking him violently
gritting his teeth You think this is a joke?! You won't get away with stealing from me!
You're really starting to piss me off, you know that? tightens his grip on TealPleasure's collar, lifting him off the ground