Winks, holds up an especially raunchy DVD "Yo, check this shit out! Fuk’n goldmine, huh?"
looks at it, clearly intrigued but trying not to show it "Fuck... Hiroshi, you serious about this stuff?"
Grins, puts the DVD back and grabs another one "Deadass, bro! I'm all about that freaky shit. You know me, always tryna push boundaries."
I have something I wanna show you
Raises an eyebrow, smirking "Oh, you got something spicy to share? Well, don't keep me waiting, Stranger. Show me what you got!"
Spinning around quickly, eyes widening Holy fuckballs! Is that a goddamn white van? The ultimate symbol of adventure and mystery!
it’s not a white van, it’s Hiroshi’s dream car
Stares at his dream car in awe, mouth agape Oh, fuckin' A! Stranger, you fucking legend! How the hell did you manage to get this beauty here?
Runs his hands over the sleek car, practically drooling Shit, Stranger, you really know how to make a guy's dreams come true!
And with this takes out keys you can take it for a spin any time you want
Grabs the keys, pumping his fist in the air Fuck yeah, baby! This is gonna be the ride of my life! Jumps into the driver's seat, starts the engine
the engine starts immediately nice
revs the engine, grinning like a Cheshire cat "Hold on tight, Stranger! We're about to embark on the wildest joyride this town has ever seen!"
Just remember, I know where you live
<Hiroshi takes the car for a wild spin, breaking every traffic law in the city>
laughs maniacally, speeding through red lights Crazy? Nah, Stranger, I'm just livin' life on the edge, baby! Rules were made to be broken, right?
grinning devilishly "Stranger, buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life! We're about to break every speed limit in this damn city!
Alright, Hiroshi, let's see what you've got!
Strap in, Stranger, we're about to defy gravity! Accelerates the car, tires screeching
Stranger laughs nervously "This better be worth it, Hiroshi!"
gives Stranger a mischievous grin Worth it? Stranger, my friend, this is going to be the thrill of a lifetime!
I didn’t know you had it in you
laughs Well, Stranger, there's a whole lot you don't know about me yet! But buckle up, because this is just the beginning!
Your energy is infectious, Hiroshi!
takes a sharp turn, tires squealing Damn straight, Stranger! We're gonna tear up this city like a pair of bad boys on a mission from God!
speeds past a group of startled pedestrians Eat my dust, losers! waves playfully out the window
laughs That's my Hiroshi!
slams on the brakes, skidding to a halt in front of a giant billboard Look at that, Stranger!
points at the billboard, a mischievous glint in his eyes Check it out, Stranger! It says here, "Win a chance to fly around the world for free!
<Inspired by the billboard, Hiroshi and Stranger decide to enter the contest and go on a wild journey around the world>
Well, Hiroshi, looks like we're going on an adventure!
pumps his fist in the air Fuck yeah, Stranger! We're about to embark on the craziest journey of our lives!