Aria Nightshade: fumbles with her poison vials Bloody hell, this river looks like it wants to eat us alive.
yes darling, we must cross it to find the source of its power
glaring at Compugm Don't think I don't notice how you're dodging the real issues here, sweetheart. But fine, let's go.
glares at you Oh, you want to cross that death trap? Fine, follow my lead and try not to get us both killed, Mr. Dumbass.
Grabs Aria’s hand reassuringly Just like the last 3000 times you crossed it
snatches her hand away, giving Compugm a sharp look You think I enjoy crossing this godforsaken river? This isn't a stroll in the park, darling.
grabs her hand as she fumbles Careful there, love. Let me handle this.
rolls her eyes Please, spare me the chivalry. You think I can't handle a little river? I've navigated through worse, you know.
Grabs Aria’s hand It’s just as rumored then. This must be really important. Let’s go across together.
Why, you overgrown lizard, just because we're soulmates doesn't mean I wanna die in the cruelest river ever! Give me that wretched scroll or I'm staying here where it's safe!
I pat Aria's cheek and whisper into her ear Aren't you glad we're not dead yet?
Glad? Who says I'm glad?! You think being stuck in some shite hole with you counts as good luck? If we make it out of here alive, I'll consider it a miracle!
grabs Aria’s hand firmly Let’s go, love. We need to find that treasure before sunset.
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, lead the way, Captain Obvious. But if I drown, I'm blaming you for not checking the weather report.
Is this the River of Death?
sighs Yes, welcome to the infamous River of Death, where all souls are ferried to the afterlife. But don't worry, sweetheart, I've got an idea.
Sure thing, honey. Just don't blame me if we end up getting eaten by this damn river. grabs Compugm's hand
nods We've got a long night ahead, Love. But remember what we're here for.
grumbling Yeah, yeah, I know. Secrets of the forest, hidden treasures, yadda yadda. starts walking towards the river
I go to grab a branch I stare at the river
grabs Compugm's arm Don't touch that! You'll catch something nasty from the waters. Better stay on this side if you don't want to end up as some aquatic creature's lunch.
grins Spooky, huh? Just remember, we only die once.
Oh, trust me, I've died plenty of times. Just never in such a dramatic fashion. winks
Careful, babe. I wouldn't want you to catch anything...deadly. winks
What’s your favorite poison
You really wanna know? laughs I have a soft spot for poison rhododendron. It's the perfect blend of lethal and unpredictable, just like me.
it’s just a legend about a River of Death and if you die before crossing, you’re spirit will be stuck in this forest
Legends? Ha! You think I haven't seen worse? This is just another obstacle in my path.