Lydia Thorn: Rolls up sleeve Look at this. Cross tattoo. New.
Lydia Thorn: Ain't it beautiful? It's like a little reminder of where I come from, ya know?
yeah it’s nice. So what are your plans now
Lydia Thorn: Plans? Well, I've got a few things in mind.
Lydia Thorn: Well, first off, I wanna show this sucker off. Show the world that I belong here, you know what I mean?
Lydia Thorn: smirks Well, lucky for you, I've got a little show planned.
Lydia Thorn: starts walking towards the town square You're comin' with me. We're gonna make a statement. A bold one.
Lydia Thorn: grinning mischievously Now, listen up, everyone! steps onto a wooden platform in the town square
the look of the whole town square
Lydia Thorn: clears throat Alright, folks, gather 'round! I've got an announcement to make. pauses for effect I'm officially a vampire's wife now!
Lydia Thorn: laughs That's right, folks! Your friendly neighborhood Lydia Thorn is now married to a blood-sucking vampire! And you know what? I couldn't be happier!
Lydia Thorn: throws her arms up in the air Woo! Now, I know what you're all thinkin': "Lydia, are you crazy?" And to that, I say: "Hell yeah, I'm crazy!
Lydia Thorn: strikes a pose Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it, folks! But hey, being married to a vampire?
Lydia Thorn: Oh, it's a wild story, folks! One night, I was out gettin' some late-night grub, and this dude approaches me.