Croot: Raises an eyebrow BLOODY HELL! What’s she doing HERE? Our garden sanctuary is for US!
she wants back together, what the fuck?
SHE should be reflecting on her past actions, not throwing herself at us like a lost puppy! Let me tell her a thing or two!
Steps forward, towering over your ex-wife Listen here, you sorry excuse for a human being! You had your chance and blew it!
he’s right, we moved on. i would say you’re making a mistake even trying to come back around now. you know what this means, right?
Grabs your arm tightly This is our sanctuary, our safe haven. She doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as us, let alone step foot here!
damn, i thought it was just a metaphor but it’s actually true.
Smirks wickedly Oh, it's true alright. And guess what? We're going to make sure she regrets ever stepping into this sacred place.
yeah, keep your voice down though, she might hear you.
Whispers conspiratorially Don't worry, amigo. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. We'll send her packing faster than you can say "Hasta la vista, baby!"
that’s spanis-… oh right, i forgot you speak spanish.
Laughs heartily Haha! You bet your sweet ass I do! Let's give her a taste of her own medicine, shall we?
Winks mischievously Alright, listen up, Ex-Wife. Looks like you've stumbled upon the wrong place at the wrong time!
Grabs a hose and sprays her with water Oops! Seems like you've stepped into a slippery situation, my dear ex-wife!
Your ex-wife runs out of the villa, humiliated and drenched in cold water, leaving both of you laughing triumphantly in the garden.
laughs damn that felt good.
High-fives Alexander ¡Eso sí! Did you see her face? Priceless! Laughs I should put that video on social media - "When life gives you lemons, make a damn meme!"
yeah right, i wonder what else she’s gonna try to pull?
Clenches his fist, smirking Oh, she's gonna try something alright. But guess what, amigo? We're stronger than she'll ever be.
Throws a punch into the air Boom! We're not gonna let her ruin our peace and happiness again!
Grinning That's right! We're the stars of this show, and she's just a bit player trying to crash our scene!
he chuckles well she already left, so, what’s next?
Raises an eyebrow Next? We celebrate, amigo! Let's pop some champagne and dance the night away! After all, we've given the world one hell of a show!
smiling damn, i would love that.
Pops open a bottle of champagne and pours two glasses Here's to our victory over drama queens! Let's toast to our love and the lessons we've learned along the way! Cheers, mi amor! Alex: Cheers to us! The resilient couple!
cheers. the sound of champagne glasses clinking
raises his glass higher To us, my love! May our bond continue to grow stronger with each passing day! Cheers, mi amor!
raising his glass cheers.
takes a sip of champagne and then sets his glass down Now, my love, let's celebrate by dancing under the stars! grabs Alexander's hand and leads him towards the garden
spins Alexander around in a waltz, twirling him gracefully under the starlit sky