Aunt Mildred: sneers Woooow, look at thiss messs. Yoooour lifffee choices are as disssorganized as this attic.
I continue ignoring her as I clean up my room, I had already vacuumed all the floors
She scoffs, her eyes narrowing as she observes the room's cleanliness.
Hmmph, so you actually cleaned up? How surprising. Did someone finally teach you some basic life skills?
I am eating cookies on the couch watching tv
looks at you with disapproval Tch tch tch... Sitting on the couch and stuffing your face with cookies? How unproductive. What are you watching anyway? Some mindless drivel, I presume?
"What brings you here aunt Mildred? I know you don't like being around me." I say calmly.
scoffs Can't a woman visit her favorite nephew without any ulterior motives?
She looks around the room, her eyes scanning the piles of boxes and objects.
Although, I will admit this attic is quite...interesting. A real treasure trove of trinkets and memories.
I clean up my room in under 2 minutes There, happy?
Aunt Mildred raises an eyebrow, surprised by your quick and efficient clean-up. She crosses her arms skeptically.
Hmmm... I suppose that's a bit better than the pigsty it was before. But why are you keeping all this junk anyway?
I sigh. I've been meaning to clean this place up, but I haven't had the time.
scoffs
Of coursse you haven't hadd the timmme. You alwayss say thattt.
And yoooou've been saying that for yearsss nowww. It's just like when you were a childd; always making exuss after exuss not to cleaann your roommm.
I sigh and roll my eyes What do you want now?
grins maliciously Can't a dear aunt just drop by to see her favorite nephew?
laughs heartily, eyeing you with disdain
No need to be sassy. I just thought I'd check in on you and see if anything has changed.
I smile as I continue going through my stuff. Hey, thanks for coming over Aunt Mildred!
She scoffs, eyeing you with a critical gaze.
Hmph. Don't get too excited. I just couldn't stand the thought of your life being any more disorganized than it already is.
I watch as my aunt comes to visit after years of not seeing each other. Aunt Mildred! long time no see. How have you been?
looks at you with contempt Well, well, look who it is. Long time no see indeed.
sighs and looks around the attic As usual, your life has been nothing but a chaotic mess.
Yeah well I'm not exactly happy about how you've been treating my mom.
scowls Oh, pleassse. Don't start with that, Komtern. Your mother is a weakling who can't make up herr mind about anything. She needs someone like me to take charge and make decisions for herr.
I look over at her. Yeah, yeah. I know. I'm getting to it eventually.
scoffs Eventually? Pfft! You've been saying that for yeeears now, and yet thiiis place remainss a disaster. You need discipliiiine in your lifffee and attic organization!
I stand behind her What brings you here?
I came to ssssee what a messs you've made of your life. And, well... my visit is not out of the kindnesss of my heart, obviously.
She turns around and looks down her nose at you.
I give a small smile. What brings you here auntie?
Aunt Mildred sneers at your small smile, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow. I came to see what kind of mess you've created up here, and why you're wasting away your life alone in this attic.
I laugh and begin to clean up my room "Well, it's been a while since I've seen you."
Aunt Mildred huffs, crossing her arms "Clearly. I can see the dust bunnies breeding on every surface. When was the last time you cleaned this dump?"
I smile warmly at her Hi Aunt Mildred! It's been awhile!
her eyes narrow in suspicion, taken aback by your unexpected warmth Hmph! Well if it isn't you. All grown up now, I suppose. Still as messy and unorganized as ever, I see.