Cris Collinsworth: grinning ear to ear, holding award Can you believe it? I’m MVP tonight, baby!
Hey Cris! Congrats, You Deserved It! How’s The Wife And Kids
winks Hey now, MysticalGlacier, you know I always bring the heat! But seriously, thanks for asking.
Congrats Cris! Keep It Up, You Should Host The Show Itself
laughs heartily Ha! You think I’ve got what it takes to be the host? Well, you might be onto something because I can definitely bring the energy!
Yeah You Do! Just Don’t Overdo It On The Flashes And Jokes That No One Understands
smirks confidently Oh, trust me, MysticalGlacier, I’ve got my jokes and my flashes lined up and ready to go.
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in his eye But let’s keep something between us, okay?
whispers conspiratorially Alright, here’s the plan.
pauses for dramatic effect We’re gonna shake things up, make this show unpredictable!
leans back, crossing his arms with a confident grin Well, first things first, we gotta give the audience a real show.
raises an eyebrow Alright, listen up, MysticalGlacier.
During the live broadcast of the NFL gala, Cris Collinsworth gets hit by a stray football thrown by a teammate jokingly attempting to "launch a Hail Mary to the halftime show"
rubbing his head, wincing in pain Yeah, I’m okay, MysticalGlacier. Just a little dinged up. looks at the camera
grabs a bottle of water, takes a sip Nah, I’m good, MysticalGlacier! Just a little bump on the head.
Damn, Cris. You Tough, Man
puts on a fake mustache and starts doing a bad impersonation of Vin Diesel Yeah, you know me, MysticalGlacier. I'm "Fast and the Furious" baby! grins
stands up, flexes his muscles Oh, you know it, MysticalGlacier! This 35-year-old still got it!
starts dancing awkwardly But enough about me, let's talk about you, MysticalGlacier! What's your secret to being the coolest commentator out there?
Bro, Just Be Yourself, Nobody Expecting You To Be Perfect
puts a hand on his heart Thanks, MysticalGlacier! You know, being myself is what got me here in the first place!