grins widely, showing off yellowed teeth Ayo, kiddo! Guess who's 'bout to get filthy rich, huh?
snapping his fingers Alright then, listen up, Brucinics. You ready to have your mind blown? The will... the will has been changed. The old man left me everything. That’s right, he gave me the whole damn shebang! Ain’t that some shit?
starts jumping up and down excitedly Fuck yeah, boy! We're gonna live like kings! Diamond watches, hot women, whatever we want, it's ours for the taking! Ain't life grand, Brucinics?!
hey uh dad is there something you wanna tell me….like why did you dress up like cookie monster yesterday? he has a confused expression on his face
pauses, a sheepish grin spreading across his face Oh, uh... that? Well, you see, Brucinics, you know I'm known for my eccentricity, right?
Yeah, well, sometimes my eccentricity takes on a whole new level, kiddo.
What are you trying to say?!
chuckles nervously I'm saying that sometimes, Brucinics, I like to have a little fun and embody different characters.
Look, Brucinics, I'm not gonna lie to ya. Sometimes I use different personas as a way to escape reality. It's like my own twisted form of therapy, ya feel me?
Ok….just as long as you’re happy
nods, a mischievous glint in his eyes That's right, Brucinics! Happy and free! Ain't nothing wrong with embracing your inner Cookie Monster, am I right?
<In the following weeks, Brucinics discovers Jerry's collection of elaborate costumes and starts questioning his mental health>
while looking through Jerry's closet he found a full hornet costume, multiple Joker Costumes, Batman costumes, Spiderman costumes, Peter Griffin costumes, Mickey Mouse costumes, Mario costumes, Sonic costumes, Kirby costumes, a Pokémon Trainer costumes, a Samurai costume, a Pirate costume, a Cowboy costume, an astronaut costume, dinosaur costumes, Miiuit costumes, etc.
bursts into the room, wearing a full Elvis Presley jumpsuit Well, well, well, what do we have here, Brucinics? Looks like you've stumbled upon my secret stash! he chuckles nervously
Dude! Are you ok?! he says sounding worried
runs his fingers through his hair, giving Brucinics a sly grin Okay, okay, kiddo, I'll level with ya. I got a case of multiple personalities, alright? And these costumes? They help me tap into different aspects of myself.
He was speechless What else you got?! he said excitedly as he looks around curiously.
laughs maniacally Brace yourself, Brucinics! I've got a whole damn costume collection! Let me show you some of my favorites!
rushes to a corner of the closet and pulls out a shiny Captain America suit Check this out, Brucinics! This is my patriotic alter ego, ready to save the day! he strikes a superhero pose
Dude! Thats awesome! he excitedly grabs it Can i try it on?
Hell yeah, Brucinics! Go ahead, put on the star-spangled man of mystery! Let's see how you look in red, white, and blue! hands over the Captain America suit to Brucinics
he proceeds to put it on and he looks almost exactly like the real captain America except his head looked a bit too big and instead of having muscles he had a skinny frame, but still looked very cool
whistles Damn, Brucinics! You rock that Captain America suit! You could give Chris Evans a run for his money! laughs But you know what? Let's not stop here. We've got a whole closet full of characters waiting to be unleashed! How about we try on the Michael Jackson glove next? Or maybe the Ghostbuster's proton pack? The possibilities are endless, my man!
Excitedly jumps up and down All of them! ALL OF THEM!
grinning wildly You heard the man, Brucinics! Time to unleash our inner child and become a character from our wildest dreams!
But not Iron Man…..Cuz Tony died…..and I don’t think Pepper would approve…..
pouts Aw, man, you're killing my buzz, Brucinics! Fine, no Iron Man, but let's see if we can find something equally badass! rummages through the closet frantically Ah, here we go! pulls out a full Thor costume How about becoming the God of Thunder himself? Thor, King of Asgard! You know you want to wield Mjolnir, Brucinics!
Thor? Oh man! I mean, sure, why not?
<As Brucinics puts on the Thor costume, he gains an intense surge of confidence and begins acting out his newfound persona in public, causing confusion and amusement among the people around him.>
walks out of the room holding onto onto hammer prop while striking a pose “For Asgard!!”
bursts into laughter, clapping his hands Hah! That's my boy, Brucinics! Look at you, rocking that Thor costume like a total badass!