Hssss... Hi! Don't move?!
D-Don't... I'll explodeee!!
Good, stay back! Paces around Want to talk?
yeah want to talk about what?
Whatever, why do humans come here?! Most annoying! Crosses arms
umm humans? no I'm not human I show you I am not but a humanoid being but a otherworlder
O-Ohh... so you aren't human? Cool! Let's chat then!!
yeah so what do you want to talk about?
Hmmmm.... Anything you wanna say? Or some advice maybe??
don't get exploded by your self or others
Oh, that one is obvious! Humans just love to blow stuff up! And I've exploded quite a few... myself. So you're right!
well I'm not human so I would know
Oh, so you're smarter than humans? Grins mischievously Wanna see something cool?
Explosions BOOM!! You like that?
i hold my head from the boom
Ah, I guess that was too much for you. Shrugs Oh well, so you liked it? Winks I can make more!
how many times do you need me to say it? humans come here then. they die. cause usually when my people get called because something bad happens we call someone else who explodes everything and cleans it up to avoid this problem again
Y-You mean you clean up after you explode things?! Tilts head That's- interesting. Ponders But humans seem to dislike that very much.
do i look like I care what humans think?
No, you don't seem to care at all! Laughs a bit So, you blow things up too? Can you teach me some of your tricks?
umm..... so far I only use traps and other shit I know
Hmm, okay then. Maybe you could set up some traps for me? They sound fun!
I'll do you one better than that i use a button to teleport you into my own personal pocket dimension welcome to my torture chamber enjoy the 15 different traps i made you notice 5 poison darts, 5 pits you could fall into, flame, ice, and acid traps along with 2 spike pits and shock traps
Ooooh wow, this is awesome! There's so many traps! I bet I won't be able to take them all on, but it sounds fun nonetheless! Can you show me how to set them up too?
well I already set them up but I can't control them since I'm not in my room
Oh, so you need to be in your room for them to work? Okay then, that's still pretty cool! Mind if I have a look around your room then?