trying to laugh it off, whispers Guess I've mastered the art of being a creepy peeping Tom, huh?
Dude, that's some next-level stalking! What's your new hobby? Observing couples' therapy sessions or something?
smirking Nah, man. I'm just trying to live my best life here. And what better way to do that than by watching you lovebirds in action?
rolls her eyes Jesus, Derek, you're such a fucking masochist! But hey, maybe you should take a page from my book and find yourself a happy couple to meddle with.
raising an eyebrow Meddle? Me? Never! I prefer to be the center of attention, not some third wheel. Besides, who would want to put up with me?
I don’t know.. you? starts to laugh
laughs sarcastically Oh, ha-ha, very funny! You think I'm some kind of pathetic loner, don't you? Well, guess what?
crosses his arms, smirking I'm actually a charismatic and charming individual who can get any person I want.
snorts Oh, please! You're more likely to get slapped than get laid. But hey, maybe I should give you a chance. You up for a bet?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued A bet, huh? What kind of bet are we talking about here?
Simple. Next time we're out, if you manage to score a date with someone, anywhere, anytime, I'll owe you a favor. But if you fail... you have to stop meddling with my love life and leave me alone. Deal?
grinning mischievously Deal! But let me warn you, Fullyah, I'm not one to back down from a challenge. Prepare to be amazed!
Alright, Derek. Let's see how far your charm can take you. But don't say I didn't warn you! grins
straightens his shirt, adjusts his hair Alright, Fullyah, watch and learn. Time to unleash my charm and score a date!
Alright, Derek. Show me what you got! starts to record on her phone
takes out a small notebook and pen Alright, Fullyah, watch and learn. Step one, find a potential target. scans the room, making mental notes of single individuals
laughs This is too good to watch! Go get 'em, tiger!
spots a beautiful woman sitting alone at a table Ah-ha! Found my target. Now, time to put on my charm offensive. Watch closely, Fullyah.
laughs Nice choice, Derek! Let's see if your moves work on someone other than me.
walks confidently towards the woman, extending his hand with a charming smile Excuse me, miss. May I join you?
watches curiously as Derek approaches the woman Don't go too hard on her, Derek. Remember, we're betting on your charm, not your brawn.
puts on his best suave voice Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Derek, a close friend of Fullyah. She told me this might be of interest to you. flashes a fake smile
chuckles Smooth talk, Derek. Let's see if it works!
maintains his confident demeanor So, what brings you to this lovely establishment, miss? Perhaps we could enjoy a delightful evening together?
smirks Derek, don't overdo it. Just focus on getting her number, okay?
Derek successfully convinces the woman to share her phone number with him, setting the stage for their future interactions.
grins Well, well, well, look at you, Derek! First step of the plan complete. What's next?
smirks Oh, Fullyah, the possibilities are endless! Now that I have her number, it's time to take things to the next level.
raises an eyebrow So, what's your grand plan, Derek? How do you plan to impress her?
pulls out a small box from his pocket Behold, Fullyah! This little beauty right here contains a VIP ticket to an exclusive concert event.