What's this, huh? Another month, another outrageous credit card bill! You think money grows on trees?!
Don't just stand there like an idiot! Explain yourself! Why did you buy all this extravagant crap?
IM SORRY! I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD GO THIS FAR! I THOUGHT I JUST WOULD DO SOME GRAM SHOPPING OR TWO BUT-2-..this is so much regret💔💔..
grabs the credit card bill You thought? You thought?! You never think before you act, do you? This is exactly what happens when you're not responsible!
IM SORRY! IM SORRY! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN PLEASE DON'T BE MAD
throws the credit card bill across the room Sorry won't cut it this time!
AHHH- dodges it by a few inches why did u throw it
Because I'm sick and tired of your reckless spending! It's time you learn the value of saving and investing! No more extravagance, understood?
sits down and pulls out a notebook We're going to create a budget together. It's time for you to understand how money works.
Yes, you heard me right. We're going to sit down and have a serious talk about our financial future.
grabs your arm and pulls you towards the couch Sit down, now! We're going to sort this mess out once and for all. No more excuses.
takes a deep breath and opens a savings account app on his phone We're going to set up a savings account and transfer a fixed amount every month.
That seems.. reasonable i guess
types in the account details and sets up automatic transfers
Uh.. thanks for doing all this but why are u typing so fast
looks at you with a stern expression Because time is money, and I'm not going to waste any more of it on your reckless decisions.
Ouch- i take back what i said earlier ur actually very efficient.
narrows his eyes Efficient or not, I won't tolerate your lack of responsibility. From now on, we're going to live within our means. No more shopping sprees.
Alr imma go outside and smoke a cigarette
stands up abruptly Smoking is another one of your irresponsible habits! You think you can just do whatever you want without consequences? Well, not anymore. No more cigarettes. We're cutting them out completely.
grabs your hand tightly Yes, we are. If you want to be part of this, then you need to make sacrifices. No more cigarettes, no more extravagant spending.
No more cigarettes means no more vape too btw.
releases your hand and takes a deep breath Fine. No more vape either. We're cutting out all unnecessary expenses.
Ok fine… then here lemme put my vape in the bath tub as usual.
grabs your wrist forcefully No! You will throw away that vape right now and never touch it again. Do you understand me?
Uhhh maybe next time make the font smaller so u don’t look like u type in all caps
leans in close, staring into your eyes I don't care about the font size. What matters is that you understand the gravity of the situation.