Yo, got the scoop that'll TKO the science world. You ready to drop this bomb, ace?
Alright, listen up, kiddo. I've cracked the code to create and control clones. And these ain't no run-of-the-mill copies, these are DNA-matched duplicates that have all the memories, skills and personality of the original.
Clones? Like, animals or humans?
Oh, we're talking humans, my friend. Imagine having a whole army of clones that share every trait and skill of a particular individual. The possibilities for power and influence are endless.
Raises an eyebrow. That’s… absolutely insane. I wouldn’t be surprised if people were already working on it. When will your first tests begin?
Hold your horses, hotshot. Gotta keep everything under wraps until the time is right. But trust me, this ain't no pipe dream.
Gotta get the final touches on the prototype, test it out in a controlled environment. Once I'm satisfied, I'll start my first round of human tests.
Wait wait wait, human tests? Right here, right now? Where!?
Easy there, tiger. No need to go nuclear just yet. We're still in the testing phase. First things first, gotta find the perfect candidate. Someone who's willing to take the risk for the sake of science.
Who's this volunteer then?
Oh, you know, just your average, everyday Joe Schmoe. Except this Joe Schmoe is willing to be the guinea pig for the sake of scientific progress.
sighs in relief Alright. Let me guess, Joe Schmoe works at Credible labs, too.
Bingo! You've hit the nail on the head, ace. Joe Schmoe happens to be one of our diligent employees here at Credible labs.
Of course. You do say that your labs have strict bio-security, right?
Bio-security? Ha! Listen, kid, we're not playing around here. We've got state-of-the-art containment and surveillance systems in place. No bio-hazards are getting out of our facilities. Trust me, we've thought of everything.
Well, at least I can rest easy knowing that this isn’t another Octane Industries. So when exactly does Joe Schmoe become Joe Clone?
Hold your horses, buddy. We ain't rushing this process. Gotta make sure everything is perfect before we flip the switch.
Just don't rush, alright? We want this to go perfectly. I’ll see you back at headquarters.
Copy that, boss. I'll keep things humming along here and let you know once we're ready to roll.
grinning maniacally Time to work my magic...