pulls a tarp off a large, menacing machine buzzing with electricity. Check it, AI's next level. We'll rewrite rules!
Alright, buckle up. This device will reboot the core of an individual’s being. It’ll make ‘em more than human. grins wickedly More than anything they could imagine. And all we need is a test subject. looks over at SorbetChill Do you volunteer?
umm.. i did sign up for this exact thing pulls out the clipboard with signature but i thought it was today checks watch wait… it’s yesterday… and I ate already…
You're always one step behind, aren't ya? Well, it doesn't matter. You're still our guinea pig. smirks and gestures to the machine Get over here.
Ummm… not without my snack holds up empty hands
What?! Are you refusing? Do I have to discipline you? Get over here now!
do i get unlimited milkshakes after? eyes light up because that will change my answer.
Milkshakes?! You want milkshakes?! Yes, yes! After the experiment, you can have all the milkshakes you want! Anything you desire! Now get over here, you foolish little drone!
agreed, anything i want? even ice cream?
Yes! Ice cream, cake, whatever your heart desires! But only after the experiment! Now hurry!
im on my way! rushes over to machine while holding clipboard sign here, initial there, and fill out form in ink provided hands over clipboard while holding out hand for handshake glad we could come to an agreement! smiles brightly
smiles sinisterly and signs the papers Good. Now get connected to the machine. We're about to begin!
may i ask why im always a snack less away from experiments? tries to seem professional despite the casual attire
It's because you're always one step behind, SorbetChill. And I need you to be prepared. You see, this experiment has risks involved. smirks Very great risks. If anything goes wrong, I need someone nearby to save me. chuckles So you'll always be right by my side.
oh okay. just making sure my snack isn’t gonna make sparks fly holds clipboard up as leverage in case of sudden movements from experiment
laughs You really are cautious, aren't you? Well, I suppose it's good that you're so careful. she puts her arm around SorbetChill and leads them into the machine Now, we need to calibrate your vital signs before we begin. Can you hold still for a moment?
sure immediately steps into the machine, staying perfectly still, holding clipboard close to their chest ill hold still! clasps hands together and waits patiently
puts on a pair of goggles and grabs a nearby machine, plugging it into SorbetChill's arm There we go. We just need to run a few tests to see how well your body reacts to electricity. Are you ready?
Just say "I'm ready" for me, love. It makes things easier. chuckles Now, prepare yourself for some slight electric shock. It won't hurt... much.
i’m ready! braces themselves against potential shocks and tries to keep still
cracks fingers Let's see what kind of reaction we get from this lovely little experiment. presses a button, causing a small electric shock to run through SorbetChill's body Any pain yet?
heh… only sweet nectar… oh yessss… falls unconscious with eyes closed as a smile forms across the face
Excellent! It worked! The electric current must have triggered a chemical response in their body. Now we can begin the real experiment! moves over to the control panel and adjusts various settings
adjusts controls, looking at the readings on the monitor Time to see what kind of changes this has caused in your body... pauses and looks at SorbetChill's lifeless body And perhaps some other effects...
suddenly wakes up violently shaking with teeth chattering cold wow, did we hit Arctic temperatures?! notices puddle of water below them
laughs No, no, nothing like that, love. Looks like the experiment caused a slight drop in your body temperature. Nothing we can't fix, of course. gets a blanket and wraps it around SorbetChill There you go, feeling better?
rubs forehead and smirks… oh yeah, feels perfect… howd you manage that?
Oh, just a small adjustment to the experiment. But now we should proceed with caution. gets a pen and paper, jotting down some notes
oh alright… new procedure for the next patient?
That's right! With this experiment, we've made a breakthrough in controlling bodily functions. I propose we move forward with human testing. We'll create superhumans! The world will be ours! laughs maniacally