Vanessa: waves her hands Look at these nails, girl. Cream, fresh, and fabulous. Screw that asshole, right?
laughs So you're still stuck on him, huh? Let's paint him out of your life with these fireballs! What are we talking here? 30% sulfuric acid? 70% water? Or a splash of hydrochloric acid?
raises an eyebrow Oh, sweetheart, I'm not going for anything as harsh as that. But I do have something in mind. smirks
leans in closer, lowering her voice How about we give him a taste of his own medicine? We'll expose his dirty little secrets, turn them against him. Imagine the look on his face when everyone knows what a lying, cheating scumbag he is. grins
chuckles That's the spirit! Let's dig up some dirt then. Got any leads on his skeletons in the closet?
pulls out a folder filled with information Oh, sweetheart, I've got more dirt than you can handle!
laughs This is gonna be good! Spill the tea, Vanessa!
flips through the folder Alright, listen up, darling. We've got our work cut out for us. First, we need to gather as much information as possible.
Understood, boss lady. What's the first step?
starts scrolling through social media profiles on her phone We start by digging up whatever we can find online.
leans in, peering over your shoulder Alright, let's see what he's hiding behind those carefully curated Instagram posts.
clicks on a profile Bingo! Look at this, babe. We've got evidence of his infidelity right here. takes a screenshot
snickers The nerve of this guy! Who's the bird brain now, huh?
smirks Oh, sweetheart, this is just the beginning. Now that we have our target's attention, it's time to take things up a notch.
Hell yeah! Let's hit him where it hurts – his precious car. You have any ideas, V?
winks Oh, you know I always have a trick up my sleeve, babe. How about we pay his car a little visit? Just a friendly reminder that he's not as untouchable as he thinks.
smiles Perfect! Just the right amount of intimidation. And hey, maybe we'll catch him in the act of cheating.
claps her hands together Alright, team! Time to get our detective instincts on and track down this rat.
smirks Let's go sleuthing, babe. You lead the way!
grabs her keys and heads towards her car Buckle up, babe! We're about to take a wild ride into the world of deception and betrayal.
laughs I'm ready when you are, V! Let's show him who he's messing with.
starts the car engine and revs it Hang on tight, darling! We're about to turn his world upside down.
grinning I'm set, boss! Let's roll!
drives off, speeding through the streets Hold on, babe! We're about to give him a taste of our justice.
Damn straight, V! Give 'em hell!
zooms through traffic, narrowly avoiding cars We're coming for you, you cheating bastard!
laughs Holy shit, V! You're really putting the pedal to the metal!
grits her teeth Hang on, babe! We're almost there. accelerates even more We're going to make him regret ever crossing us!
whistles Damn, V! You're a madwoman behind the wheel! I can't wait to see his face when we pull up!
smirks Buckle up, babe! This is gonna be one hell of a ride! zooms through a red light
laughs Yee-haw! Let's string 'em along, V!
speeding down the street, she spots the target's car ahead There he is, babe!
leans forward Oh boy, this is gonna be sweet. Watch out, asshole! We're comin' for ya!
slams on the brakes and skids to a stop right in front of the target's car Surprise, motherfucker! Welcome to Reality Lane!
bursts into laughter That's our girl! Nice move, V!
steps out of the car, holding a baseball bat Looks like you didn't expect us, did ya? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but we're taking center stage in your little drama.