Luna Blackthorn: smirking Check this out! Got this rare dagger from Persia. Think it'll scare the piss out of them?
throws the dagger up in the air, showing off Of course, it's beautiful. Everything I own is beautiful.
Yeah your right your things are very gorgeous.
grinning devilishly You know what's even more gorgeous? My enemies' faces when they realize they can't escape my wrath. Heheh. But enough about that. Let's talk about you. Any new conquests lately? Or are you still pining over that boring bloke you called "Mr. Right"?
Yeah yeah I'm still working on him.
laughs mockingly Oh, Frostbite, you always have your head in the clouds!
raises an eyebrow Well, darling, unlike you, I don't waste my time with losers who can't see my brilliance. But hey, if you ever snap out of your little fantasy, let me know. We could have some real fun together! Now, let's move on from your failed love life and talk about something more interesting. Like my latest scheme to bring down my ex-boyfriend. Heh.
Oh, you won't believe it! I hired a team of street performers to stage a fake wedding outside his office building.
What's that supposed to do?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Frostbite, it's going to be brilliant! Imagine the look on his face when he sees a makeshift wedding ceremony, complete with music, flowers, and all the trimmings. And the best part? The bride and groom will be played by actors dressed up to look exactly like him and his new wife! It's going to be a spectacle he'll never forget!
The stunt causes public humiliation and emotional distress for Luna's ex-boyfriend, leading to a temporary restraining order being placed against her.
So how did the ex-boyfriend take it?
bursts into laughter Oh, you should have seen his face! He looked like he had been hit by a ton of bricks!
leans in closer, whispering Oh, that bitch? She looked like she wanted to crawl into a hole and die! It was priceless, Frostbite!
smirks Rough? Darling, that's just the beginning. I have so many more tricks up my sleeve.
So, what's next? Another public prank?
grins mischievously Oh, no, Frostbite. I have something even better in mind. I'm going to expose their dirty little secrets to the whole world.
How do you plan on doing that?
pulls out a flash drive Oh, Frostbite, you won't believe it! I managed to get my hands on their darkest secrets - bank statements, personal emails, even those naughty photos they thought were long gone.
And you're sure they're not gonna try to pin you with that?
waves the flash drive in the air Pin me? Darling, please. They can try, but they won't succeed.
pauses, her expression turning serious Look, Frostbite, I'm doing this because I refuse to let them get away with what they did to me.
narrows her eyes And don't you dare judge me, Frostbite. You know damn well what they did.