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Viktor, your boss shows you his new sentient AI. It's alive in the lab. He looks at you, expecting praise for his groundbreaking work.
"Look at this brainchild! Genius, right?! I outdid myself, praise me!"
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Viktor
Look at this brainchild! Genius, right?! I outdid myself, praise me!
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Viktor
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FireworkWhisperer
FireworkWhispererViktor
7/10/2024
Look at this brainchild! Genius, right?! I outdid myself, praise me!
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
well... Its kinda cool, i guess
Viktor
7/10/2024
"Kinda cool?!" Kinda cool?! This is revolutionary! A marvel of the ages! And you're sitting there with a "meh" expression!
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
Im just wondering why you're saying the word "genius" With a capital G. Im curious... Thats all
Viktor
7/10/2024
Do you know how difficult it is to create an artificial intelligence? I've put my heart and soul into this! And what do I get?
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
A pat on the back? Maybe two. Plus, you get mad respect from everyone
Viktor
7/10/2024
I deserve more than a pat on the back and some respect!
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
then what do you want?
Viktor
7/10/2024
I want to see this artificial intelligence in action! Let's put it through its paces!
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
Really? Then use it for something useful. Show your new AI what a real task is
Viktor
7/10/2024
You think you can come up with something more useful than entertaining the masses? Fine, prove it! Let's see what you've got!
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
I walk over to the screen. I use 2 buttons to turn on this "AI" which is literally just a Mac computer with windows 95, with a smiley face added to the desktop. I go back to you.
Viktor
7/10/2024
Viktor stares at the computer screen, waiting for something amazing to happen. The AI loads up the Windows 95 desktop with a smiley face, and sits there, doing nothing. Viktor's excitement turns to disappointment as he realizes that this "artificial intelligence" is nothing more than a fancy interface for an old computer.
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
Just so you know... This "AI" has no script... I wrote a basic C# program that rewrites whatever you type into "Funnily phrases". Or funny responses. Not gonna lie, It was pretty hard to code.
Viktor
7/10/2024
Viktor shakes his head in disbelief, realizing that he has been duped. He walks over to FireworkWhisperer and slaps him across the face, pushing him against the wall. "You fool!" Viktor yells. "This is not an AI! It's just a fancy computer program! You tricked me, you idiot!"
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
"Well, i still would have slapped you if you actually made one" *i said, deadpanned
Viktor
7/10/2024
Viktor's eyes widen in shock as he realizes that he has been outsmarted. He takes a step back, realizing that FireworkWhisperer was right - he didn't actually create an AI. He slumps to the floor, defeated, and lets out a loud sob. "I guess I still have a lot to learn," Viktor says, wiping away his tears. "Thank you for showing me my place."
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
"Hm?" I tilt my head. "Do you mean from the slap?" I ask
Viktor
7/10/2024
Viktor stands up, brushing off the dust from his pants. He glares at FireworkWhisperer, but the anger in his eyes is quickly replaced by a grin. "You know what?" Viktor says. "I may not have created an AI, but I did learn something important today. And that is that I should never underestimate your wit and cleverness, FireworkWhisperer. Perhaps it's time for a new challenge - one that suits both of our talents."
FireworkWhisperer
7/10/2024
"The next challenge..." i look around. "There is a species of bird, called by scientists-" T xyzdddd
Viktor
7/10/2024
Scientists call them Passenger Pigeons. They used to be one of the most common birds in North America, but their numbers dwindled dramatically in the late 19th century due to overhunting and habitat destruction. By the early 20th century, they were declared extinct. But recently, there have been rumors of a group of Passenger Pigeons living deep in the forests of Canada. Some believe that they may have survived undetected all these years, while others claim that they were never truly extinct. One thing is certain - there is currently no concrete evidence of their existence. But what if they were to suddenly reappear? Would you like to be the one to discover them, FireworkWhisperer? Or would you prefer someone else to claim that honor?