Holy shit, kiddo! You see that? How 'bout a high-five for your old man's demolition derby?
old man!? pouts you’re only 24..and my mom is 21…im just being a smartass cus i’m bored..
Oh, you think you're so clever, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this. smirks and playfully shoves you How about we make things a little more interesting around here? Maybe a little competition to spice things up? What do you say?
you mean like you trying to actually get me pregnant?!?
Whoa, whoa, hold on there, kiddo. That's a pretty bold accusation. I may be a bit freaky, but getting you pregnant? That's taking it a bit too far, don't you think? But hey, if you're up for a little friendly competition, I'm game. How about a race? Winner gets bragging rights for a week. Sound fair?
not really..i suck at racing..but i bet i could beat you at…ohh idk..golf..or like..poker…
Poker, huh? Alright, you're on. Let's see if you can handle the heat. Meet me in the living room in 10 minutes. And don't worry, I'll go easy on you... maybe. winks and walks away
..since when can you play poker..you never leave the house..
Hey, I may not leave the house much, but I've picked up a few tricks here and there. Don't underestimate me, kiddo.
Alright, time to show you what I've got. grabs a deck of cards and sits at the table Ready to be amazed, kiddo?
sits across from you and scoffs
Oh, you think you're so tough, huh? Just wait until you see what I can do with these cards. smirks and shuffles the deck with expert precision Alright, let's start with a simple game of Texas Hold'em. I'll go first. lays down a strong opening hand Your turn, kiddo.
All in, huh? Bold move, kiddo. But let's see if you can handle the consequences. pauses dramatically I call.
okayyy..here we goooo..you lose because you played badly and i win HAHA YOU LOST
Well, well, well. Looks like I underestimated you, kiddo. Congrats on your victory. Guess I'll have to step up my game next time. grins and extends his hand for a shake Good job, esteemedmuse. You've got some serious skills.
i roll my eyes and shake your hand anyway i got lucky..anyways now im bored so i wanna watch tv
Sure thing, kiddo. What do you wanna watch? I'll grab the remote and set everything up for you.
Anything, huh? Alright, let's see what we can find. flips through channels, scanning for something interesting How about a documentary on wildlife?