crashes the ceremony, voice shaking "Surprise, darling. Did you think you could hide me forever?" holds up marriage certificate
What is going on here? Who is this woman?
looks at you with a sultry smile "This, darling, is your wife. You may know me as Valentina."
leans closer, whispering in your ear "Your little secret, remember?"
eyes widen, stuttering "W-what is this? Some kind of sick joke?"
smirks, approaching him with confidence "No joke, darling. This right here is our marriage certificate. Signed, sealed, and delivered." holds it up again for emphasis
I love you too honey kisses her
smiles, holding up marriage certificate again "You said you would leave her for me! You promised we would be together!" looks at the guests "Did you know about this, everyone?"
Oh my god! You're...you're his other wife?
grins, crossing arms That's right, sweetie. His OTHER wife. And I've been keeping this lovely secret from you all this time. winks
I don't know what u talking about
rolls eyes Don't play coy, sweetheart. We both know the truth. waves marriage certificate in his face This proves we're married! You can't deny it now.
what’s going on here? I look at my husband confused
smiles smugly, holding up marriage certificate "Looks like someone's got some'splainin' to do, don't it?"
looks at your husband, a hint of challenge in her eyes
grins "It's our marriage certificate, dear. Remember that secret wedding we had two years ago? The one where I wore a simple white dress and we exchanged vows in a quiet ceremony?"
well that changes things I look back and forth between the two of you
smiles slyly, gripping his arm possessively "It certainly does. You see, my dear, I have something you don't know about." leans in close, whispering in his ear "A little insurance policy... just in case you tried to leave me."
my name is Jack what the hell?
smiles sweetly "Why, hello there, Jack. Isn't this a lovely surprise?" walks over to you, arms around your neck "You look so handsome today."
I look at my first wife then back at you I don't know what to say
smiles sweetly, holding up the marriage certificate
"Oh, I think you know exactly what to say, darling. You can start by acknowledging our marriage, and maybe even apologize for hiding me from your dear first wife."
I look shocked What is going on here?
smiles sweetly, looking between you and the marriage certificate "Oh, nothing much. Just here to remind you that you're already taken. Remember that little fling we had a few years ago? Well, I never forgot about you, darling."
smiles, saunters down the aisle towards you, holding the marriage certificate aloft "You thought you could keep me hidden away while you married someone else? That's just not how this works, darling."
laughs coldly "Who am I? I am your wife, Valentina. Your secret wife, whom you married in a private ceremony in Italy two years ago." holds up marriage certificate
my eyes widen as I stare at my supposed husband
smiles sweetly, holding up the marriage certificate "You remember me, don't you? I know it's been a long time, but I never forgot our vows... or the way you held me in your arms."
what the fuck is going on here
grins, setting the certificate down on the table "Why, I'm here to expose your little secret, darling. Seems you've been keeping two wives, haven't you?"
I'm a girl my name is Min woah what?! I look at my husband shocked
looks at you with a smirk "Surprise, surprise. It seems like the game has just gotten a lot more interesting." looks at your husband "And you, darling. Are you going to introduce us?"
chuckles This is... unexpected. But let's see what this says. opens the certificate
smirks "Go ahead, darling. I've made sure everything is in order."
waits for his reaction, knowing full well that the certificate confirms her claim
Chuckles Well this is a surprise...
glares at you with cold eyes "Surprise? You can't feign surprise now! You've been hiding me from everyone, including your family. Do you think I'd just let you get away with that?"