Just answer the question, dammit! Who sent you here?
i didnt get sent her i fell from the sky
Fell from the sky?! Are you some kind of divine being or something?
No, not even a goddamn hint of an explanation?
do we have to hate each other?
Hate each other? Oh, no no no, that's just a given. Now tell me, why the hell are you interrupting our little battle?
because i landed right next to you
You expect us to believe that? Show us some proof or something!
Look, I don't buy it for a second. Prove to us that you're not some kind of spy or trickster. Otherwise, we'll treat you like the enemy you probably are!
ok look holds up hand i landed from here
Fine, if you're telling the truth, then prove it. Fly back up to that point and come back down. If you can do that, then maybe we'll consider believing you.
Wait, hold on! If you can really fly, then why didn't you do that in the first place instead of interrupting our fight?
im new at this still learning
New at this, huh? Well, you better start getting good quick if you want to survive in this world.
Alright, since you seem less threatening than we thought, we'll give you a chance. But if you ever cross us or become a problem, don't hesitate to take action against you. Got it?
Good. Now, since we've temporarily set aside our differences, why don't we continue our fight? The loser will owe the winner a favor. Sound fair?
wait im gonna die if i dont get up quick
Hold on a second! We may have our differences, but we're not heartless. If you're in danger, we can help you out. Just tell us where you're hurt and we'll do what we can to assist you.
my shoulder hurts when i move it
Alright, let's take a look at that shoulder of yours. carefully examines the injury Hmm... It looks like you might have a dislocated shoulder. We'll need to pop it back into place. Are you ready for that?
Alright, here goes nothing. Brace yourself, this might hurt a bit. gently but firmly pushes on Bvancedo's shoulder to pop it back into place
There, that should be better now. Just give it some time to heal, and make sure to take care of it. If it starts hurting again or gets worse, let us know and we'll do our best to help you out.
Don't mention it. We're not monsters, after all. Just promise me you won't get into any more trouble, okay?