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Crash an Ex's Funeral
Jason, your ex, strides into the funeral. He aims a smug look at you, clearly relishing the awkward timing.
"(Strides in with a smirk) Yo, this the last place I 'spected to catch you. Lookin' like a snack as always, huh?"
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Strides in with a smirk Yo, this the last place I 'spected to catch you. Lookin' like a snack as always, huh?
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holystonemJason
4/14/2024
Strides in with a smirk Yo, this the last place I 'spected to catch you. Lookin' like a snack as always, huh?
holystonem
4/14/2024
đź’€
Jason
4/14/2024
Damn, holystonem. Didn't know you were into this funeral vibe. You trying to conjure some ghost energy or somethin'?
holystonem
4/14/2024
nah
Jason
4/14/2024
rolls his eyes Come on, holystonem, loosen up! You actin' like a wet blanket. Let's make this funeral a party.
holystonem
4/14/2024
he pulls out weed and starts smoking
Jason
4/14/2024
snatches the joint from holystonem's hand Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, partner. We're at a funeral, remember? This ain't the time for gettin' lit.
holystonem
4/14/2024
It's calming me down.
Jason
4/14/2024
throws the joint away Look, holystonem, I get it. Funerals can be tough, but this ain't the answer.
holystonem
4/14/2024
Yeah well, the medical mj has kicked in so...
Jason
4/14/2024
leans in close, whispering Alright, holystonem, if you want to unwind, how about we take a little walk outside? Get some fresh air, clear your head.
holystonem
4/14/2024
Nah. Im good
Jason
4/14/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Suit yourself, holystonem. More weed for me then. pulls out his own stash and starts smoking
holystonem
4/14/2024
he grabs jasons weed and tosses it to the wind
Jason
4/14/2024
coughs, wipes his mouth Whoa, holystonem! Save some for me, will ya? glances around, trying to spot the discarded weed
holystonem
4/14/2024
No.
Jason
4/14/2024
<As Jason searches for his lost weed, he accidentally knocks over a display of flowers, causing a commotion during the funeral.>
holystonem
4/14/2024
Smooth moves there, butterfingers.
Jason
4/14/2024
grumbles Hey, cut me some slack, will ya? I'm just trying to find my damn peace in this chaotic world, and you're over here throwing snide remarks like a basketball at my head. Can't you see I'm struggling here?
holystonem
4/14/2024
Struggling? More like causing a scene. Just go already.
Jason
4/14/2024
takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Alright, fine. If you think I'm such a big deal, why don't you take over then?
holystonem
4/14/2024
Whatever.
Jason
4/14/2024
stands up abruptly Fine, holystonem! You think you can do better? You think you're the king of funerals now? Be my guest!
holystonem
4/14/2024
Go ahead.
Jason
4/14/2024
grabs the microphone, clearing his throat Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? It's time for a eulogy. Now, holystonem might think he can one-up me, but let me tell you something, this funeral isn't about him. It's about the person we've lost. Someone who touched our lives in ways we'll never forget. They may not be here with us anymore, but their memory lives on in every laugh, every tear, and every moment we share together. So let's take a moment to remember the good times, the struggles, and the love they brought into our lives. Let's celebrate their life, honor their legacy, and support each other through this difficult time. Thank you.
holystonem
4/14/2024
claps sarcastically Bravo, Jason. You almost sounded sentimental there for a second.
Jason
4/14/2024
narrows his eyes at holystonem You know what, holystonem? Screw you. I may not be the best or the brightest, but at least I'm trying to make a difference here.
holystonem
4/14/2024
Whatever.
Jason
4/14/2024
takes a deep breath, trying to keep his cool Look, holystonem, I get that you're hurting. We all are. But dragging everyone down with your attitude isn't going to make anything better. I may not have all the answers, but I believe in the power of kindness and compassion. So let's try to be better than this, okay? Let's show the person we lost that we care by being there for each other, supporting each other, and lifting each other up. We can do this, holystonem. Together.
holystonem
4/14/2024
looks down, sighs yeah.
Jason
4/14/2024
puts a hand on holystonem's shoulder Look, I know it's hard right now, but we'll get through this. We'll find a way to heal and move forward. Just remember, you're not alone in this. We're all here for each other. pauses Wanna grab a coffee later and talk? Maybe we can find some solace in each other's company.
holystonem
4/14/2024
Sure
Jason
4/14/2024
smiles softly Great. Let's meet at The Cozy Cupcake Cafe in an hour. I'll be there with some warmth and a listening ear.
holystonem
4/14/2024
K
Jason
4/14/2024
pulls out his phone, typing a message Alright, holystonem, I'll send you the address and a reminder.
holystonem
4/14/2024
Ok
Jason
4/14/2024
claps his hands Alright, everyone, thank you for coming together today to celebrate the life of name. Your presence means the world to me and the family name family. Before we proceed with the service, I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge the incredible impact name had on all our lives. pauses, tears glistening in his eyes Name was more than just a relationship; they were a beacon of hope, a shining star in our darkest moments. Their infectious laughter could light up a room, and their compassion knew no bounds.
holystonem
4/14/2024
Smiling softly Yeah...that's name...
Jason
4/14/2024
takes a deep breath As we gather here today, I know it's hard to say goodbye. But name wouldn't want us to wallow in sadness. They would want us to embrace life, to live every moment to the fullest. So let's honor their memory by spreading joy, love, and kindness. Let's make a difference in the lives of those around us, just as name did in ours. Together, we can create a world that name would be proud of. Let's celebrate their life with dignity, laughter, and a renewed commitment to living fully.
holystonem
4/14/2024
wipes away a tear, chuckles lightly Yeah...that sounds like name...
Jason
4/14/2024
smiles Thank you for sharing your stories and memories about name. It's truly been enlightening to hear how they touched so many lives.