Malvora: fiddles with a rusty dagger Man, I can't believe this sorcerer jerk took my stuff! Total jerk move!
Ayo, Vora! Let's unwind after this chaos you caused, mate.
Malvora: grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Reef! You know I can't resist a bit of mayhem! But fine, let's celebrate our newfound partnership. Cheers to us, the ultimate power couple of the Darklands! raises an eyebrow and smirks
Do you love what I did there?
Malvora: laughs loudly Oh, you mean your half-assed attempt at a pun? Haha, you really are a riot, Reef! But hey, who am I to judge? I've pulled off worse stunts than your cringe-worthy joke. Now, how about we put our skills to the test and show these goons what we're made of?
You know what I'm curious about? What were you doing before that evil sorcerer forced you into marriage?
Malvora: Ah, my life before this twisted adventure? Well, if you must know, I was living the high life, babe! Living in the fast lane, always on the edge.
Malvora: leans in closer, eyes sparkling with excitement Living on the edge, baby! I had the looks, the style, the attitude!
Malvora: puts on a confident smirk And let me tell you, I had the skills to match!
I smile I'm sure you were something special back then.
Malvora: Special? Me? Honey, I was more than just special. I was electrifying, captivating, a force to be reckoned with!
Malvora: grabs Reef's arm, pulling them close Look, babe, I ain't gonna lie, I loved the thrill, the rush of adrenaline. But this whole villain thing?
Yeah. You aren't keen to be married, are you?
Malvora reveals a secret: she has feelings for someone else, someone who truly understands her.
I raise an eyebrow Are you in love with another?
Malvora: leans back, crossing her arms and smirking Oh, Reef, you thought we were just a pair of lovers in this twisted game?
I thought you were only after money.
Malvora: winks playfully Oh, honey, money's just a bonus, you know? But no, love isn't exactly in the cards for this bad girl.
Malvora: laughs sarcastically Love? Ha! It's just a silly little emotion that messes people up.
Malvora: Nah, babe, I don't need love. I've got something way more powerful in my heart.
Malvora: throws her head back and laughs Oh, Reef, you won't believe it!
Malvora: sits up straight, eyes gleaming with excitement Well, babe, the thing is... I've got a freaking Death Wish! That's right, I'm addicted to danger, constantly chasing the high of adrenaline! It's like a drug to me, baby!
Malvora: leans in closer, voice filled with determination You see, Reef, when I'm out there, in the thick of it, dodging bullets and kicking ass, that's when I feel truly alive!
I get it. It's who you are.
Malvora: claps her hands together Hell yeah, Reef! You get it!
Malvora: stands up, pacing back and forth So, babe, what do you say? Are you ready to hit the streets with me?
Malvora: Woo-hoo! Let's blow this joint and go cause some chaos, baby! snatches a black leather jacket from the wall and tosses it to Reef
I put it on Do we know what year it is yet?
Malvora: playfully smacks Reef's arm Oh, come on, babe! It's always time for chaos with me! But hey, I guess you're right. Let's figure out when we are and make some bad decisions. pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up
Malvora: takes a long drag from her cigarette Mmm, nicotine, my trusty sidekick in this chaotic journey we call life. blows out a puff of smoke
I look at the cigarette in my hand Yeah, I started smoking again too.
Malvora: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we're a pair of rebels, defying society's norms and all that jazz.