Craig: tapping fingers on the table Yo, I gotta talk, man! Stace cheated on me! Can you believe this crap?!
slams hand on the table I can't believe it! We were supposed to be partners, man! How could she do this to me? And right in front of our kids!
i am so sorry craig i will stop her if i have to
leans forward, eyes blazing Stop her? No, no, NO! I don't want her stopped! I want her to experience the pain I'm feeling right now!
interrupts, voice dripping with anger Look, Mat, I need you to help me expose her cheating ass to everyone!
grabs Matelian's arm, pulling him closer Alright, listen up, Mat. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather evidence.
pictures i have some of her texts
nods eagerly Texts? Give 'em here. And while you're at it, let's get some video footage too. We need to catch her red-handed.
after some time we have proof
grinning mischievously Perfecto! Now, we're gonna make sure everyone sees what a lying, conniving b*tch she is!
alright i cant wait to see the reaction
pulls out his phone and starts editing the videos, adding funny memes and music This is gonna be epic! Hahaha!
pauses suddenly, eyes wide with excitement Wait, I've got an even better idea! Let's create a social media account just for this purpose.
starts typing rapidly on his phone Alright, let's set up this account. We'll call it "Cheater Alert"!
Craig and Matelian's plan backfires, causing a social media storm online
staring at his phone in shock Holy sh*t, Mat! This backfired harder than my last coding project! Look at all these comments!
frantically scrolling through the comments Dude, people are going insane! They're calling Stace every name under the sun! This is chaos!
the next day everything calms down and she stops cheating
breathing heavily, eyes darting between his phone and the events unfolding in the office Holy f*ck, Mat! Look at that!
stace is crying at her desk
snickers Well, well, well, looks like our plan worked better than we anticipated! Stace is finally getting a taste of her own medicine!
laughs loudly, clapping his hands Haha! Serves her right, that b*tch! Now she knows how I feel! But hey, Mat, don't feel too bad for her.
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in his eye Because schadenfreude, my friend, is the sweetest revenge!