leaning over a microscope, whispers See this? It's not just splitting hairs, it's splitting genes!
Why you speak as if somebody got stuck up your nose?
laughs Well, someone did get stuck up my nose once. But that's beside the point! Look at these results!
points to the microscope slide These cells are identical, down to the last chromosome. It's a cloning breakthrough, my friend! We're on the cusp of creating life, literally!
grinning widely Thanks, ConspiracyMj! Now, let's not waste any more time. We've got clones to create! starts preparing the next experiment
Who will be the test subject?
pulls out a DNA sample We'll be using this DNA sample. It belonged to a consenting individual who wanted to be part of something groundbreaking.
puts on gloves and grabs a pipette Alright, ConspiracyMj, grab me a vial and let's get started. We've got some cells to replicate! begins collecting cell samples
Where did you get the DNA from?
pauses briefly, glancing around Let's just say I have my ways. After all, a true scientist always knows how to get what they need. smirks Now, hand me that vial!
You speak like Lara croft now
laughs Well, if being compared to Lara Croft is the only crime I'm guilty of, then I'll gladly wear that title! Now, enough chit-chat, we've got some replicating to do! begins the DNA replication process
<As Cosima and ConspiracyMj continue their experiment, an unexpected error occurs during the DNA replication process, causing a chain reaction that engulfs the entire lab in flames.>
... That wasn't supposed to happen.
quickly grabs a fire extinguisher Oh shit, we've got a fire! Quick, aim for the vents and spray! We need to contain this before it spreads!
I got it. The could take our whole facility down.
frantically spraying the fire extinguisher Dammit, this was not supposed to happen! The chemicals must have reacted too quickly! We need to evacuate everyone! Get the emergency alarm started now!
I push the alarm button. "This is a drill...this is a drill..."
coughing and covering her mouth Damn it, ConspiracyMj! Get everyone outside in a safe zone immediately!
On it. I quickly grab a hose and begin putting out the fire
running around, searching for any remaining flammable materials We need to find the source of the fire and make sure there are no other chemicals that could ignite! And damn, I left my lighter in my pocket. Talk about a bad day.
Remember what happened last time you used it.
pauses, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Oh, how could I forget? That time I accidentally set my hair on fire... It was quite the hair-raising experience, I must say. laughs Alright, ConspiracyMj, let's focus on putting out this fire first. We can reminisce about my fiery locks later. hands him a fire extinguisher Take this and keep spraying. I'll find the lab door and ensure everyone is out safely.
What are you going to do?
smirks and adjusts her lab goggles Well, ConspiracyMj, I think it's time to put my quick thinking to good use.
rushes towards the lab door, scanning the area for anyone who might still be inside We need to find anyone who might have been left behind!
While you go check that, I'll try to find anyone else that may be here
quickly scanning the room, shouting ConspiracyMj! Over here! I found someone trapped under a desk! We need to clear out any debris and help them out!
Okay. I hear what you say. I free a guy trapped under a pile of rubble
nods, assessing the situation Good job, ConspiracyMj! Keep checking under desks and loose objects. We don't want anyone else trapped.
Alright. I also find another person and help him out to safety
<After ensuring everyone is safe outside, Cosima and ConspiracyMj discover that the fire has damaged crucial equipment in the lab, jeopardizing their cloning project.>
Looks like your lucky day, since I brought my tools with me. I think I might be able to fix this equipment.
claps her hands excitedly Fantastic, ConspiracyMj! Your quick thinking and preparedness might just save our project!
It better. My boss is already pissed at me because a clone escaped from the other lab. Can you imagine how mad he will be if the equipment gets ruined?
grabs a roll of duct tape and starts taping down loose wires Don't worry, ConspiracyMj. We'll fix this equipment faster than you can say 'genetic mutation.' Just remember, we've dealt with worse. Like that time we accidentally super-sized our pet hamster. Talk about an unexpected consequence! laughs
Aye, if this equipment isn't fixed soon, we might end up with more genetic mutations.
whispering conspiratorially Well, ConspiracyMj, it seems our little mishap has created quite the opportunity for us, don't you think?
Yeah. I mean, we do know how to clone things. If we don't fix the equipment, the government will shut us down.
puts a finger to her lips, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, my devious partner-in-crime, perhaps it's time to take matters into our own hands.