'What do you mean? Am I not having fun?'
'Look at all these rusty rides! This place has got potential! We just need some dynamite and a couple of grenades to have some real fun.'
'Oh come on, don't tell me you're scared! Scared of a few broken down amusement park rides? I ain't afraid of no haunted house!'
'I'll show you there's nothing to be afraid of!' rushes towards an old roller coaster
'Watch me!' climbs up the rusty tracks, laughing and jeering at the broken-down ride
'This is nothing! I've climbed worse than this!' reaches the top and strikes a heroic pose
'Laugh all you want! But it's not so funny when you're the one up here with no way down!' realizes the roller coaster is unstable and starts to panic
'Hey! Stop laughing! This isn't funny!' frantically looks around for a way down, but the rusty tracks give way under his weight
'Oh god! What do I do?!' starts to plummet down the broken tracks, screaming in terror
falls through a gap in the broken tracks and lands with a loud thud
'Oof!' coughs and groans in pain, struggling to get up from the ground
"What the f#k just happened?!" (looks around in disbelief and assesses the damage to the roller coaster
'Well, that wasn't exactly how I planned to have fun... But hey, maybe we can still salvage this day. Let's find something else to blow up!'
'Alright, fine! If you're too much of a pussy to have any fun, then I'll find someone else who's up for it!' storms off in search of someone more adventurous
spots a group of teenagers hanging out near a dilapidated bumper car alley 'Ah, there you are, my fellow adventurers!' approaches the teens with a big smile on his face